What was your worst injury?

[ATKitton.]

2 things.
First when i was in 6th grade a kid was golfing in the middle of the street. Calls my name and hits the ball. Ball hits my nose breaking my nose. Blood is everywhere and i almost slipped into a coma from blood loss.
Second. When i was 13. I walked across a highway to get to my bus stop and i got hit by an SUV going 55 mph. Broken left femur broken left wrist, major head trauma, and one of my insides damaged >.> 4 nights and 5 days at the hospital. took me 2 months to learn how to walk again.. all just to go to school -.-

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[Clone v.117]

your knowledge of the human skull is terrible.

If you had retained enough damage to your brain to cause death, you would have been bleeding all over the floor, passed out, likely in shock from the blood loss.

i was thinking he/she meant dead from the blood loss

2 things.
First when i was in 6th grade a kid was golfing in the middle of the street. Calls my name and hits the ball. Ball hits my nose breaking my nose. Blood is everywhere and i almost slipped into a coma from blood loss.
Second. When i was 13. I walked across a highway to get to my bus stop and i got hit by an SUV going 55 mph. Broken left femur broken left wrist, major head trauma, and one of my insides damaged >.> 4 nights and 5 days at the hospital. took me 2 months to learn how to walk again.. all just to go to school -.-

proof that school is killing people

[Madmitten]

one time i was bouncing a ball off the wall
then it hit the light fixture on the ceiling and it fell and my bro was under it so i ran and shielded him.
so it shattered on my head

[Joker Card]

Lets see, A log time ago at my church/school (private) they were tearing down the old kindergarden building. I was with my sister getting some pop when I backed u to lean against the rail. A rusty nail was sticking out and stabbed me in the back. I still have a scar. I bled like a bitch.
4th grade I tripped over a chair at boyscouts. We were making recepie card holders.I needed the hammer. So I reached over to grab it and the kid who was sitting there scooted out right as I leaned forward, thus tripping me. I fell directly onto my left arm and fractured it in 3 places.
In 6th grade we were going to play capture the flag. I was running after my friend to get ready for the match. Some kid jumps out in front of me and I slipped in the mud. I rolled my ankle.
In the summer of 2009 I was at football practice, 2 weeks before school started. We were doing some sort of drill and I was on defense. The guy I was up against was an abnormaly muscular guy. He hit me and I fell down on top of my hand. Fractured my middle adn ring finer in my right hand and permanently broke the natural rotation of my pinky. (It bends inward now when at rest).
In winter of 2009 It was my second day of wrestling practice. A guy single-leg'd me and when I fell down I pt out my arms to catch myself. Never went to the doctor, but I'm pretty sure I fractured it. Bruised really bad, but I knew if I got injured again, my parents would get mad at me.

The worst was probably the broken fingers. It was next to impossible to write.

[Clone v.117]

The worst was probably the broken fingers. It was next to impossible to use the computer.

D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

[Joker Card]

D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

That too. Luckily, I use my left for masturbating

[Unwritten Calender]

1. Didn't really hurt so much, but I was near a pool and I ran then fell. Hit my chin on the floor and had to get 6 stitches.
2. Running and fell on a rock. My right shoulder was either broken or sprained, most likely sprained. I couldn't move it up more than a few inches.
3. This one is an everyday thing, but I'm just gonna throw it out there. I was riding in a park and the trail was made of a sand. There was a marriage going on in the park, and they were playing the rickroll song. I sang along and got distracted, (and I'm on a bike) and I fell. The sand got my knee up like a mofo.

[Clone v.117]

That too. Luckily, I use my left for masturbating

oh THANK GOD

[J MASTER]

Fell out of a 3 story window and landed on my head when I was younger, airlifted to the hospital, skull cracked, brain fluids pouring out. Woke up 3 days later.

Tripped down a wooden staircase, a 1ft long piece of wood jabbed through my jeans and stuck into my leg, didn't notice it for 30 minutes, felt no pain, just couldn't walk right for some reason haha.
Getting that piece of wood out of my leg hurt like hell.

[King Leo]

You've been through a lot of stuff, Joker. Let's hope you've got rid of the bad luck.

My worst injury was a cut. I was speedskating (you know, going round and round in circles with knives under your feet) and fell. I was doing about 30 mph when I hit the safety cushions. Unfortunately, I forgot to lift up my legs, so one of the skates cut into my other leg, right above the ancle. First I thought everything had gone well, but then I saw the wound.
It was about the size as the back of your fist, and you could see straight to the bone. Funny how you can't feel anything when all the nerves are cut straight through :/ Of course, it started bleeding like hell, and the ice around my foot was pretty red after a while. Fortunately, the ice cooled down the wound, and the paramedics arrived pretty fast. At the hospital, they sewed it back together with alot of stitches (i stopped counting after 20)

Today, three years later, the scar is still 5x8 centimeters wide, and completely numb. *shivers*

[battlebrain]

I was jumping on a trampoline and my sisters boyfriend pushed me off,
I went SUPER high and I was going to try to put my hands out and was too late, I
landed with my arms and broke both of them

[Clone v.117]

Fell out of a 3 story window and landed on my head when I was younger, airlifted to the hospital, skull cracked, brain fluids pouring out. Woke up 3 days later.

woah.

[Clone v.117]

i have a trampoline at my house and it has brick pillars close to it and when i was younger i jumped off on of the pillars onto the trampoline on my knees pretending to ride this toy horse i had.
i hit on an angle and shot away doing 2 flips and slamming head first into one of the pillars :/

[asablief]

I gained massive momentum while I turned down on a slope on my bike,

then, a tree



BOOOOOOM

[RAMIREZ!YaSuck!]

When... uhhh nevermind.