Author Topic: I'm getting my first MRI  (Read 2502 times)

so it makes no noise?
there is air inside the escape pod so it would make a lot of noise, albeit the noise would only be able to be heard inside the pod in the vacuum of space. in space small particles fly around at extremely high speeds and they make noise when they hit things. if millions of these were hitting a space pod it would make a lot of noise, not to mention the shrapnel from the garbage or the ship you were escaping.

Hope it turns out well.

Also get me a snickers please

Hope it turns out well.

Also get me a snickers please
hell, get me one too, i could go for a snickers.

If there's any ferrous metals inside your body, they will most likely be torn free if the operator doesn't notice that something weird's going on with their giant superconducting magnets. Seriously, these things are powerful enough to make all the hydrogen in your body wiggle about. Just don't be swallowing any pennies or nails or anything.

I shall now have an extreme fear of ever getting an MRI.

Don't worry, it's just like being in a coffin.

I'll buy a tube of Blood to make a perfectly healthy version of you as a replacement.

I have metal in my leg.
I tried sticking a magnet to it.
it didn't work :(
But i set off Prison alarms with it XD
You have to carry paperwork for that shiiiiiiii-
(i was visiting someone in prison not in there myself =P)
Hory shet.

I had surgery for my knee and they put a huge metal plate in it. I wished the would have made it magnetic.
-snip-
Okay now I'm scared.
I'll buy a tube of Blood to make a perfectly healthy version of you as a replacement.
Meet me behind the abandoned McDonalds.

I've had 2 or 3 of them. :o

Nothing insane, just a bitch if you're claustrophobic. :x

The MRIs I've gone to were at Stanford.
I apparently have something interesting in my brain, and I was paid $50 to be interviewed and another 50 to get scanned. It hapened again recently, maybe it's a once-a-yer thing.

The MRIs I've gone to were at Stanford.
I apparently have something interesting in my brain, and I was paid $50 to be interviewed and another 50 to get scanned. It hapened again recently, maybe it's a once-a-yer thing.
You are the chosen one apparently.

You are the chosen one apparently.
forget YOUR JEDI stuff
IMMA GO WITH THIS loveY RED LIGHTSABER

If there's any ferrous metals inside your body, they will most likely be torn free if the operator doesn't notice that something weird's going on with their giant superconducting magnets. Seriously, these things are powerful enough to make all the hydrogen in your body wiggle about. Just don't be swallowing any pennies or nails or anything.
I'm pretty sure they'd X-ray you for stuff like that before you lie in a supermagnet.

I'm pretty sure they'd X-ray you for stuff like that before you lie in a supermagnet.
I forgot I need to take X-rays too.

I'm hoping they'll let me keep a copy of it so I can show everyone here what my super cool metal joint replacement looks like. :cookieMonster:
Hope it turns out well.

Also get me a snickers please
hell, get me one too, i could go for a snickers.
Snickers are my favorites.

I'll just keep them to myself and eat them.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2011, 02:28:10 AM by LizzyRascal »

Enjoy.
I actually started to cry out of fear while reading this.

MOMMY, I DUN WANNA GET AN MRI