I actually started to cry out of fear while reading this.MOMMY, I DUN WANNA GET AN MRI
The MRIs I've gone to were at Stanford.I apparently have something interesting in my brain, and I was paid $50 to be interviewed and another 50 to get scanned. It hapened again recently, maybe it's a once-a-yer thing.
I'm certain you'll be all right. The death wasn't because of being in the MRI machine, it was because some idiot left a giant metal container loose with it on.
"The real problem is implants, pacemakers, or pins [in joints] that can get dislodged by the pull or the magnet or monitoring devices that heat up and burn the patient," says Shellock.
Don't worry.After a situation like that, they'll be a lot more careful about any magnetic materials being in the room with you.As long as you don't already have any metal fillings or other metal replacements, you'll do fine.Also don't eat a paperclip.
Knee replacement.
They're letting you get an MRI with a metal knee replacement?Make sure they know before you get in it.
MRI's are real dangerous if you have any metal body parts, they'll listen.You'll probably die if they don't know.Or just get hurt real bad.
Why are you getting an MRI anyway?
My doctor wants a more detailed look at my joints to see if she can fix my hands.They're a little messed up, but I can still do stuff that I need to do with them.
Like type?
At my church this guy that's in my little group therapy thingy ahs a problem with his fingers, his doc said it might be cancer.
And to draw, hold cups, masturbate, play video games.
Two things that I can't do are open doors and wipe my ass. But I use this thing I got from a disabled people's store to wipe my ass. I'm glad I can't do it with my hands, though. Because I use cheap toilet paper. AND MY FINGER AND MY BUNGHOLE HAVE MET ONE TOO MANY TIMES.Poor dude.
All that, but you can't wipe your ass?
