I worked 11 hours, then went to a bar and drank 3 beers which were... umm I forgot the first one, I put an orange in it though, then I got a budlight lime, then another budlight lime, then I played some pool THEN I posted on a lego forum. So get out my face trick ass bitch.
Your first legal alcoholic beverages were budlights and some cosmo-sounding drink that you put an orange in?
Wtfff. Get a gin&tonic hard, a manhattan and then go large for a martini (shaken with 3x).
If you don't know what those are or anything about them, look it up on google, I'm not going to explain it.