Author Topic: The Omegle Zombie Apocalypse Game  (Read 9760 times)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is OP?
Stranger: m 21, looking for female to chat
You: forget.
You: *shoots*
You have disconnected.
5 bullets
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
You: quickly
You: oh wait, i'm talking to a zombie corpse
You: forget this
You have disconnected.
anticlimax
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
You: quickly
Stranger: overpowered
You: I MUST ESCORT YOU TO SAFETY FROM THE ZOMBIES
You: HOP ON MY BIKE
Stranger: d00d lets have love first
You: ...
You: loving zombie
You: *shoots*
You have disconnected.
4 bullets

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You: WHO IS OP?
Stranger: wat op
You: OH yay, another civilian
You: Here, let me escort you the safe house
You: *escorts to the safe house*
Stranger: asl
You: OH GOD
You: ANOTHER ZOMBIE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The survivors keep getting infected :c

20 bullets so far. forget yeah.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: a friend
You: hey bro
You: good job surviving the zombies
You: B)
Stranger: good job playing a stupid forgetin game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi.
Stranger: wanna talk dirty
You: yep
Stranger: f m
You: kitchen, bathroom, laundry, dishes..
:cookieMonster:
off for the night, had fun

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is OP?
Stranger: hi asl
You: quickly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
forgeter got away before I could ready my loving gun

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello : )
You: howdy pardner
Stranger: are you a cowboy?
You: no i just like to lasso the women i'm loving and roleplaying helps me get an erection

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You: What is OP?
Stranger: A giant friend who loves richards /b/rother
You: 4chan?
You: or BL
You: WHAT ARE YOU
You: INFECTED
Stranger: 4chan you been on lately
You: lol no, but you just ate me and I had no time to reload
You: /dead
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: What is OP?
Stranger: OP ?
You: Okay, we have to get you to safety sir.
You: THEY'RE COMING
Stranger: who ?
You: The zombies man
You: Come to the safehouse
You: quick
You: grab my hand
Stranger: to u ?
You: *stretches hand*
Stranger: get lost
You: We don't have much time
You: !!
You: !
Stranger: grab ur own boobs
You: kasld;kajf they got you
You: gargglegarrglle
You: rakjralkjad
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: What is OP?
Stranger: wtf?
You: Quick
You: Civlian
You: Come with me
You: We have got to get you to safety
You: They're coming
You: grab my hand
Stranger: ok
You: Okay, follow me
Stranger: okey
You: THe safehouse is right down this road. Here, take this shotgun
Stranger: ok, i will follow you.
You: Zombie, OUR LEFT
You: KILL IT
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: they are killing me!
You: NO
You: I WON'T LET YOU DIE
You: *pew*
You: *pew*
You: Yes, I've got you
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: we killed zomboes!
Stranger: zompies*
You: We've got to clean that wound of yours
You: Run, we've got to get to the safehouse!
Stranger: OK!
You: Alright, we made it.
You: Great job, sir.
You: Now i must go and save the other civilians in the world.
You: For they too, must live on.
Stranger: ok, bye ;*
You: Goodbye, stop soldier.
You: AND STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF AND ALL THAT STAND BEFORE YOU
You have disconnected.
That one was especially good.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is OP?
Stranger: idk
You: LET ME GET YOU TO SAFETY
You: BEFORE THEY EAT YOU
Stranger: ok
You: *escorts to safety*
You: Okay, stay here, I have more people to rescue
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: What is OP?
Stranger: a friend
You: You're cool now
Stranger: yeah, I know.
You: are you on the blockland forums?
Stranger: shhh
Stranger: gotta go now
Stranger: <3
You: Alright

I found someone.
:D

And also
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: m or f'
You: OH GOD
You: IT'S A ZOMBIE
You: SHOOT IT
You: OH MY DEAR LORD
You: DIE YOU national socialist
Stranger: asl
You: DIE
You: I HAVE TO GET MY DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN AND SHOOT IT IN THE FACE
You: AGH
You: DIE
Stranger: really '
You: *Click* BOOM *click*
You: U ded
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 04:06:05 AM by Coulmbai »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: What is OP?
Stranger: I don't know. Use it in a sentence?
You: no time
You: let me escort you to the nearest safehouse
You: also here's a shotgun
Stranger: O.o
You: forget, ZOMBIE NEARBY
You: *shoots*
Stranger: LOL
You: (much later, near shafehouse...)
You: here
You: i have more survivors to rescue
You: shotgun is in the closed
Stranger: Okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHO IS OP?
Stranger: This is Jesus....how are you my young Bojangnles??
You: Oh stuff man, I need to get you to safety
You: Fallow me to the safehouse
You: The zombies are everywere
Stranger: Is there pot??
You: As much as you want
You: Now come
You: *takes to safe house*
Stranger: Okay...thanks god...my father
You: Stay here and smoke all the weed you want
You: I must go rescue more



All he wanted was weed.. And there were zombies everywhere? WHAT THE forget?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHO IS OP?
Stranger: This is Jesus....how are you my young Bojangnles??
You: Oh stuff man, I need to get you to safety
You: Fallow me to the safehouse
You: The zombies are everywere
Stranger: Is there pot??
You: As much as you want
You: Now come
You: *takes to safe house*
Stranger: Okay...thanks god...my father
You: Stay here and smoke all the weed you want
You: I must go rescue more

All he wanted was weed.. And there were zombies everywhere? WHAT THE forget?

He was obviously stoned.

I always answer asl just so they lose a bullet.

I always answer asl just so they lose a bullet.

I havent run into anyone that has said WHO IS OP?

On another note
You: Who is OP?
Stranger: ??
You: Thank you for waiting just long enough for me to aquire your information
You: I can currently see you through your window on Google Earth
Stranger: WAT THE FK MAN?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.