Author Topic: The Omegle Zombie Apocalypse Game  (Read 9656 times)

You: WHO IS THE OP
Stranger: GOD LISTENS TO SLAYER!! forget ALLAH!
You: COME ON, YOU MUST BE ESCORTED TO SAFETY.
Stranger: STFU handicap
You: forget YOU.
Stranger: -GIVES M4-
You: -shoots in the head, executing a civillian and looting the M4 ammo-

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I'm playing where I can gain a new gun, and choose to execute them and obtain more ammo for that gun.

So far I'm down to 2 revolver, and 27 M4 ammo.

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Game 2:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Who is le OP?
Stranger: Hey asl
You: OH stuff
You: -shoots rapidly-
You: DIE YOU loving ZOMBIE
Stranger: If you see something you ain't never seen before, shoot it
You: OH stuff ITS EVOLVING
You: FUUUUUCK
You: IM RUNNING OUT OF AMMO
You: AAAAAHHh
You: -runs-

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Game 3:

You: Whos the OP.
Stranger: 21m usa
You: -shoots you with the revolver in the face-
You: -shoots you twice more, and then kicks you down a staircase.-
You: Dead zombie.

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Game 4:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHO IS THE OP
Stranger: hi
Stranger: your mother loving obama with a strap-on
You: COME ON, YOU ARE A CIVILLIAN
You: I MUST GET YOU TO THE SAFEHOUSE
You: -hands you a revolver and pulls out M4-
You: THIS WAY, SURVIVOR.
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: Let's go!
You: -runs and slides into cover by a car-
You: There's ten of em. Lets play ball.
You: -stands up and unloads six shots, taking down three zombies.-
Stranger: die you pieces of stuff!
You: -fires down the last zombie-
You: Nice aim. -bashes open the car and sees keys are still in-
You: -turns keys-
You: Get the hell un.
Stranger: I'm here!
You: -drives for six miles and gets you to the safezone-
You: Keep the revolver. If you can, ask anyone who is the OP.
Stranger: thanks my friend
You: If they say a friend, you found a friend and get full ammo for that revolver.
Stranger: I will
You: If they say anything related to ASL, shoot the forget out of them.
Stranger: great!
You: If they say anything else, they're civillians. Get em to a safezone.
You: By the way..
You: Stop by the blockland forums sometime.
You: -drives off.-

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Game 5:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Who is the OP.
Stranger: CIA
Stranger: op?
You: Damnit man, here, take this lead pipe. There's zombies everywhere.
You: I hope you can fend for yourself. I have to report back to the safezone.

-zoomed off-
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 09:56:01 PM by LeeroyBlockhead »

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You: What is OP?
Stranger: Idfk
You: follow me
You: WE NEED TO GET YOU TO SAFETY
You: THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE ON THIS TRAIL
You: LOOK OUT FOR THEN
You: ALRIGHT
You: LETS RUN
You: LOOK OUT ON THE RIGHT
You: LOOK OUT
You: NOOOO
You: WE LOST YOU
You: GOD DAMNIIITTTTT

You: Who is OP?
Stranger: idk...
You: COME ON CITIZEN, IT ISN'T SAFE HERE
You: THEY ARE COMING
Stranger: stuff!!! YOU HAVE TO HIDE ME!!! THEY CANT TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN!!!
You: YES, THEY WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: THAT ISNT GOOD!!! SAVE ME!!
You: uh no
You have disconnected.

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You: What is OP?
Stranger: google it
You: we need to get you out of here
You: there are zombies crawling everywhere up there
You: come on, follow close
You: ready?
Stranger: ready.
You: GO
You: RUN
You: LOOK OUT ON THE LEFT
Stranger: I'M RUNNING FOR GOD'S SAKE
You: GET BEHIND THESE ROCKS
You: REST A BIT
You: THE SAFEHOUSE IS JUST UP THERE
Stranger: THERE'S NO TIME FOR REST
Stranger: ARE YOU CRAZY
You: FINAL STRECTCH
You: GO
You: alright
You: we made it
You: wait here while i rescue more survivors

Stranger: hi
You: Who is OP
Stranger: me
You: friend
You have disconnected.

Stranger: tumblr?
You: Who is OP?
Stranger: optimus prime
You: COME WITH ME CITIZEN, THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!
Stranger: nothanks
You: :(
You have disconnected.

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You: what is op
Stranger: asl
You: ZOMBIE
You: KILL IT
You: BANG BANG
You: DEAD

You: Who is OP?
Stranger: idk...
You: COME ON CITIZEN, IT ISN'T SAFE HERE
You: THEY ARE COMING
Stranger: stuff!!! YOU HAVE TO HIDE ME!!! THEY CANT TAKE ME AWAY AGAIN!!!
You: YES, THEY WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: THAT ISNT GOOD!!! SAVE ME!!
You: uh no
You have disconnected.
why would you leave those zombies to that survivor?? you sick man!

why would you leave those zombies to that survivor?? you sick man!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: am i sick
Stranger: yes i guess???

:(

also

You: who is op
Stranger: asl
You: ZOMBIE BANG BANG DEAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

one down, tons to go
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 10:08:09 PM by Fireboy »

Stranger: omg hey!
You: What is op.
Stranger: dude, not much, so bored right now, what u doin?
You: CIV
You: KK
You: RUN
You: forget
You: THEY ALREADY SPOTTED US
You: forget forget forget
You: RUN
You: loving RUN
Stranger: dude who???!
You: GODDAMN IT I HATE THESE MOTHER loving ZOMBIES
You: RUN
Stranger: omg where r u?!
You: loving
You: /DODGE
You: /PUNCH A forgetER IN THE STOMACH THEN TRIP IT
You: OVER HERE
You: RUN
You: I CAN SEE THE SAFE HOUSE BRO!
You: COME ON
You: SPRINT FOR IT
Stranger: for rizzle?! i cant....
You: forget
You: HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH
You: /SHOOT A ZOMBIE
Stranger: dude like not that much, and i dont have a gun!
You: OK
Stranger: i wasnt expecting this
You: ILL CARRY YOU
You: /PICK UP
You: loving SPRINT!!!
Stranger: omg thank u so much
You: COME ON
You: ALMOST
You: IN
THE SAFE HOUSE
You: /DIVE
You: /LAND ON BACK AND SLIDE
You: /SLAM DOOR SHUT LOCK IT AND BARICADE IT
You: You're safe.
Stranger: dude i think i got bit'
You: I gott-
You: Oh hell no
You: Where
You: on your arm?
You: your leg?
Stranger: no... the neck
You: Oh damn it
You: I really loving hate to do this bro.
You: But I'm gonna have to kill you.
Stranger: forget no!
Stranger: bitch!
You: Ok
You: Fine
You: Fine
You: Just come up to the roof and do me a favor.
Stranger: r u gonna push me off?
You: Throw stuff at the zombies.
You: Try to take out as many of the forgeters as you can
You: Do good for other people.
You: Unbaricade the safe house and leave it unlocked
Stranger: i can totally throw rocks. im like a hobbit
You: Ok
You: /I start to walk away
You: /i see you turn and start to throw things
You: /I raise my shotgun and aim at you
Stranger: wtf man!
You: /then i sign and return my gun to my side
You: /and leave you
You: Goodbye.
You: I never caught your name, by the way.
Stranger: oh dude, its maggie!
You: KK maggie
You: I hope you lived a good life.
You: Good bye.
You: ...My names Ryan, youre welcome for sparing you, but you better take out 2 zombies or more.
You: I dont want to cause more harm than good.
Stranger: oh of course ryan! i can take out at least 34 more!
You: pl
You: OK

You: /BADASS 360 NO SCOPE WITH MY SHOTGUN
You: BYE
Stranger: bye!!


BAD ASS WAY TO END A MOTHER forgetIN' CHAT

You: who is op
Stranger: female?
You: ZOMBIE BANG DEAD OK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have only ran into one person that has asked 'who is op?'
I'm sad now.

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You: What is OP?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: b or g
You: AAAGGGHHH
You: A ZOMBIE
You: *blam*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: What is OP?
Stranger: HE IS ZALGO
Stranger: H̺̫͓̉͑͊̋̉̂Ėͥ ͖̺̦͉̆C̬̯̉O̥̳͇̥̪̞̗̊̿͜M͏̮̮͓̼͔̱Ȅ̖̙͕̦̱̩͌S͍̦ͥ͑ͅͅ
You: HOLY stuff RUN

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: forget off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 :cookieMonster:

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Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: hey daddi
Stranger: can u play my pusillanimous individual lyke an instrument
Stranger: ?
You: *shoots you in the head* Another zombie down, thousands to go.\
You have disconnected.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2011, 11:22:09 PM by Rainbow »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: OP
Stranger: is op
You: A CIVILIAN!
Stranger: WHAT!
You: FOLLOW ME TO THE SAFEHOUSE, THE ZOMBIES WILL EAT YOU OTHERWISE
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: OK
You: THIS WAY, THIS WAY, THIS WAY
Stranger: OKOK
Stranger: IIM GOING
You: IN HERE, RIGHT NEXT TO THIS GUY
Stranger: IS HE HOT
You: NO
Stranger: WHY
You: I'VE CALLED IN SUPPORT, YOU WILL BE SAVED SOON
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You: What is OP?
Stranger: idk
You: A CIVILIAN
You: FOLLOW ME TO THE SAFEHOUSE
You: THE ZOMBIES WILL EAT YOU OTHERWISE
Stranger: where??!!
You: FOLLOW ME, NOW
You: UNDER HERE
Stranger: im comin
Stranger: thanks
You: NOW, HIDE UNDER THIS TABLE IN FETAL POSITION
You: HELP WILL COME SOON
Stranger: asl
You: WHA
You: A ZOMBIE?!
You: THEY'RE GETTING CRAFTIER
You: *bam*
You: *boom*
You: *bang*
You: *olive*
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 12:08:34 AM by Pyrle »

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Stranger: hii
You: What is op
Stranger: iiddk?
You: OKAY, WE NEED TO GET YOU TO SAFETY
You: IT'S NOT SAFE HERE ANYMORE
Stranger: ookkay?
You: I CAN CALL FOR BACKUP BUT THE ZOMBIES AREN'T GONNA BE WAITING AROUND FOR US
You: GET TO THE CHOPPA
Stranger: your weird...
This is fun.
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You: What is Op
Stranger: hey babe
Stranger: how u doin
Stranger: i have no clue amego
You: Okay we have a civilian
You: we need to get you to the safehouse before dark
You: zombies get stronger at night
You: sunlight doesn't slow them down as mu-
You: SHI-
Stranger: oh no them there zombies is back!
Stranger: "?
You: [Gets a headshot]
You: RUN LIKE HELL
You: [runs like hell]
You: Whew, we are at the safehouse
You: Stay here, I'll call for backup

OFFTOPIC-
Total trolling around.

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Stranger: hi :)
You: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: DO IT
You: NAOW
disconnection