Author Topic: [100x70] Experiment Z - SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! ZOMBIES!  (Read 34036 times)

why are my arms so short nick

Equip Nopa Lisa as a shield and continue to Garage.

Before you leave, grab as much non-perishable food as possible.

nick are we still friends

you have:
Gun
Knife
Nopa Lisa
WWII Poster
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You need:
Better weps
FUD
Friends
and an HQ

Proceed with step 1 of master plan:

Gain intel of surrounding situation by proceeding to take observation from every vantage point of the house (windows) then proceed to either friend's house dependent upon whose location looks safer to proceed to.

But before you leave, grab as much NON-PERISHABLE food as possible.

i find it funny when people express opinions through characters instead of standing up for themselves

Look for a phone inside your house and call Barney.
Preferably a cellphone because you might be able to get a signal somehow.

Look for a phone inside your house and call Barney.
Preferably a cellphone because you might be able to get a signal somehow.

Go to the next room.


Okay now it's laziness.

tsk tsk
come on bro, get it together

Kick the front door open like a badass.


Who needs can goods right now? We sure as hell don't, we got stuff to do! You kick your bad ass way into the kitchen, which you mistook for the front door. Sadly, you don't feel as bad ass, but you still feel pretty bad ass. Where'd that cellphone on the table come from?