League of Legends - "The Enemies Inhibitor is respawning soon!"

[Chrono]

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wat

Means he doesn't have an ELO rank yet.

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[Truce]

Someone with a decently high level should add me (Adramada) and party up sometime so that I can play against some experienced players. I just started playing recently but b o t games are too easy and ones v s real players around my level aren't much better - they just have a longer queue. I still have some things to learn (as my level + only 2 champs bought might imply), like stronger item builds, but I've played this style of game before and am breezing through games at this level.

[Katadeus]

Lol. If you were to watch me play a normal game you wouldn't feel inferior anymore.

Add me, I must see this. Ahm 6leggedotter, an older username of mine.

[Sony]

I just love how i lose -45 rating cause of best vayne eu rushing wits end 0 4 before 10min then leaving at 20min. He came back and took 6 deaths more. loving why do stuffty people even play ranked and not against bots.

[Mr. Wallet]

I just had a game with an insanely derp caitlyn. I was soraka, meaning we are pretty safe and she just needs to max damage output.

We keep getting ganked by Shaco, and I tank him across the entire river every time, and caitlyn never accomplishes anything because she goes dorans -> zerk -> 3 wards. She has about as little damage output as a real caitlyn build can possibly have, especially since attack speed doesn't boost her abilities, and she has infinite freakin' mana because she's with soraka. I didn't want to leave because it'd be a bigger disaster without a support babysitting her.

In the lane, I went 1/3/0 and caitlyn went 0/1/0. My kill wasn't even a steal; it was from having to chase someone because Caitlyn set up her ulti for the kill and then cancelled it for no reason and stood there doing nothing because she had no loving idea how to play and apparently didn't know you could cancel your ulti. I chased down and killed her with Starcall + Infuse because I had faster boots.

And after 1/3/0 with derp Cait, how did the rest of the game go? I grabbed a Mejai's because I know I'm legit and went 1/0/17 from there.

That cait tried to lose us the game and failed miserably.

[kevin 51l]

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adding. let's see how you like level 30's. (which probably isn't saying much in normal queue)

[SpreadsPlague]

I just had a game with an insanely derp caitlyn. I was soraka, meaning we are pretty safe and she just needs to max damage output.

We keep getting ganked by Shaco, and I tank him across the entire river every time, and caitlyn never accomplishes anything because she goes dorans -> zerk -> 3 wards. She has about as little damage output as a real caitlyn build can possibly have, especially since attack speed doesn't boost her abilities, and she has infinite freakin' mana because she's with soraka. I didn't want to leave because it'd be a bigger disaster without a support babysitting her.

In the lane, I went 1/3/0 and caitlyn went 0/1/0. My kill wasn't even a steal; it was from having to chase someone because Caitlyn set up her ulti for the kill and then cancelled it for no reason and stood there doing nothing because she had no loving idea how to play and apparently didn't know you could cancel your ulti. I chased down and killed her with Starcall + Infuse because I had faster boots.

And after 1/3/0 with derp Cait, how did the rest of the game go? I grabbed a Mejai's because I know I'm legit and went 1/0/17 from there.
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That cait tried to lose us the game and failed miserably.

how did you magically lose 3 deaths

[Acid]

Game's that last over an hour when you're 4 against 5 enemies and you still win <3 Such a great feeling of satisfaction afterwards.

[Doomonkey]

how did you magically lose 3 deaths

He didn't. That was his score not including the beginning.

[Mr. Wallet]

1/0/17 from there.

What Doomonkey said. Final score was 2/3/17, with 19 stacks on the soulstealer.

Grats Acid! I have a rule I call "the 37 minute rule", which states, that if a team is less-manned than their opponents, and they have not essentially won by about 37:00, they are virtually guaranteed to lose due to the inevitable sheer mathematical disadvantage. Winning something like that basically never happens and takes some real outside-the-box playing. Well done.

[Chrono]

What Doomonkey said. Final score was 2/3/17, with 19 stacks on the soulstealer.

Grats Acid! I have a rule I call "the 37 minute rule", which states, that if a team is less-manned than their opponents, and they have not essentially won by about 37:00, they are virtually guaranteed to lose due to the inevitable sheer mathematical disadvantage. Winning something like that basically never happens and takes some real outside-the-box playing. Well done.

There's also the "50-60 minute rule" where no matter how badly one team is losing, they can turn it around.
I've won a game where we were down to our nexus turrets (no inhibitors), and like 20 to 80 kills. We played defense so well that we eventually got full builds through time, farming, and picking up a few kills while they back off. We got like 3-4 aces and won it.

[SpreadsPlague]

What Doomonkey said. Final score was 2/3/17, with 19 stacks on the soulstealer

Oops, I see what you meant now.

Anyway, I've been playing Alistar lately. I'm on my way to mastering the headbutt-pulverize combo. I really love his ult.

[Chrono]

Oops, I see what you meant now.

Anyway, I've been playing Alistar lately. I'm on my way to mastering the headbutt-pulverize combo. I really love his ult.

The headbutt-pulverize combo isn't very useful, especially in teamfights.
You're a tank. You don't need to worry about getting all your skills out at once. Use them when they're needed most.

That stun could've been better used to stop pursuers or stunning their entire team. The headbutt is extremely useful for pushing ranged carries into the middle of your team and interrupting channels.

Unless you're being dumb and building AP.

Edit: And also using that pulverize after your headbutt negates the headbutt-autoattack which goes really well with a trinity force + ult.

[SpreadsPlague]

The headbutt-pulverize combo isn't very useful, especially in teamfights.
You're a tank. You don't need to worry about getting all your skills out at once. Use them when they're needed most.

I do :c

That stun could've been better used to stop pursuers or stunning their entire team. The headbutt is extremely useful for pushing ranged carries into the middle of your team and interrupting channels.

I almost always use it for this, if not then I use it for early ganks* or to save my carry.

Unless you're being dumb and building AP.

oh god no.



*in my lane, when mid comes down to gank. I don't leave lane most of the time unless a turret is going to be taken :c (or when laning phase ends lol)

[Chrono]

here's ma ali bild lol

doran ring, sorc boots, rod of ages, deathcap, NO

this is my real ali bild lol:

Regrowth Pendant + potion
Philo stone + heart of gold
boots of mobility + sight wards
sight wards + aegis of legion
sight wards + sheen or nega cloak
nega cloak or qs sash
sheen if i don't have it yet
trinity force
randium's omen
reverie

move reverie to 1
move omen to 2
move qs sash to 3
other 3 items don't matter where they are
??
super roaming tank support alistar that can burst

But matches don't usually last that long.