[800x600] Troll Adventures - Let's continue the first saga. (New formspring!)

[Club559]

slice the magnet in half, hold one side up to the next one creating an opposite magnetic force, pushing one magnet away from the other, but you still hold on to the second magnet, so you move at the speed of light.

problem, newton?

You do that. You are now in China. Problem, carcigarettes?
What do?

[Ad Bot]

[Timezbrick]

Throw the magnets at the car window to make them break

[Jokey365]

Go to an aquarium, eat fish, claim that fish are sushi and are meant to be eaten if anyone asks. Problem aquariumcigarettes?

[Orion]

Buy an apple, find some helium, inject the apple with helium, give the apple to the cashier and he will pay you because the apple is negative in weight, repeat for infinite $$$

Problem, poor people?

[Club559]

Throw the magnets at the car window to make them break

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Begin to troll him, now!

[Club559]

Buy an apple, find some helium, inject the apple with helium, give the apple to the cashier and he will pay you because the apple is negative in weight, repeat for infinite $$$

Problem, poor people?

Troll man morphs.
-trollestia science comic here (search if you do not know of it)-
Troll man morphs back and is now rich.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Buy the farm.

[Timezbrick]

Eat all the gold an poop out gold dust

[Club559]

Buy the farm.

Gold Bar -1

Inventory: Gold Bar (7)

Bought a HORRIBLY-DRAWN BARN.

[Timezbrick]

Place TNT in the farm, Sell Farm to Rage Person. blow farm up

[Orion]

Sell the 7 gold bars at the north pole, Since it's closer to the equater, they weigh more. After, go to the Equator and buy gold bars for less than you sold them at the north pole, rinse and repeat for more infinite money.

Problem, poverty?

[Jokey365]

Acquire cows, make cows have children, acquire shotgun, kill adults, give babies 'instant adult serum', use remains from old cows to make a cloning machine, clone living cows, kill the cows but let all the clones live, repeat steps 7 and 8 for infinite hamburgers.

Problem world hunger?

[kanew2000]

Acquire cows, make cows have children, acquire shotgun, kill adults, give babies 'instant adult serum', use remains from old cows to make a cloning machine, clone living cows, kill the cows but let all the clones live, repeat steps 7 and 8 for infinite hamburgers.

Problem world hunger?

problem,diabetes

[Club559]

Sell the 7 gold bars at the north pole, Since it's closer to the equater, they weigh more. After, go to the Equator and buy gold bars for less than you sold them at the north pole, rinse and repeat for more infinite money.

Problem, poverty?

Inventory: Gold Bar (∞)

Quick troll fact: This GIF is constantly going while troll man is doing other things. This means troll man keeps repeating this over and over and over for all eternity, thus the infinite money! Problem?