Talk to Tesla

[TeslaCoil]

No it's Justin

Are you a pop singer?

[Ad Bot]

[Jacob/Lee]

What is your weakness, heathen?

[Trymos]

Tesla I'm replacinq all g's with q's.

Do you find this possible fad annoyinq?

[*Magick* Mage]

Why do you hate me? :(

[Dodger]

Are you a pop singer?

Yes all the girls love me for my high pre-pubescent voice and mediocre songs.

[Mega-Bear]

Why do you hate me? :(

Who doesn't?

jk mage u no we love you

[TeslaCoil]

What is your weakness, heathen?

Repeating the same sentence twice.

What is your weakness, heathen?

Repeating the same sentence twice.

Tesla I'm replacinq all g's with q's.

Do you find this possible fad annoyinq?

Nope

Why do you hate me? :(

Because deep down, you actually hate me. With a smile.

Who doesn't?

jk mage u no we love you

There's no we when it comes to me.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Dear TeslaCoil,

What would do in the current situation:
You have two things hanging over the edge of a cliff over a pit of molten magma.
One is your most favorite things in the world, that is NOT replaceable, the second in a lowly hobo.

Behind you is a crowd of people who are sympathetic for the Hobo.

You can only save one object.
If you save your favorite thing, the Hobo dies, and the crowd of people label you a selfish friend.
If you save the Hobo, the crowd likes you, but you lose your most prized item.

Which do you save?

Yours truly,
Your stalker.

[Dodger]

Look at the bushes near your home from your bedroom window

[Jenxas]

why does my snake hurt when I stick it in an active wood chipper

[*Magick* Mage]

That's assuming he doesn't want to save the hobo, though. They are a vital part of our society with all their lore and...folk wisdom.

deep down, you actually hate me. With a smile.

I've never hated you, Tesla. We were going to live happily together until you called off the wedding. :C

[D3ATHCAT]

Can I have your autograph?

[Mega-Bear]

That's assuming he doesn't want to save the hobo, though. They are a vital part of our society with all their lore and...folk wisdom.
I've never hated you, Tesla. We were going to live happily together until you called off the wedding. :C

jk jk i hate ur ass LOL

[*Magick* Mage]

jk jk i hate ur ass LOL

My donkey works harder than yours could ever dream, good sir. He's a fighter, a worker, and a friend.

[TeslaCoil]

Dear TeslaCoil,

What would do in the current situation:
You have two things hanging over the edge of a cliff over a pit of molten magma.
One is your most favorite things in the world, that is NOT replaceable, the second in a lowly hobo.

Behind you is a crowd of people who are sympathetic for the Hobo.

You can only save one object.
If you save your favorite thing, the Hobo dies, and the crowd of people label you a selfish friend.
If you save the Hobo, the crowd likes you, but you lose your most prized item.

Which do you save?

Yours truly,
Your stalker.

Do I get to decide who the Hobo is?

Look at the bushes near your home from your bedroom window

1. I don't have bushes.
2. I live in a concrete city
3. My apartment only has one window facing the street.
Ye need be practicing some more arrrr.

why does my snake hurt when I stick it in an active wood chipper

That's very strange. It shouldn't.

That's assuming he doesn't want to save the hobo, though. They are a vital part of our society with all their lore and...folk wisdom.
I've never hated you, Tesla. We were going to live happily together until you called off the wedding. :C

I'm married to Jacob you hobo :U

Can I have your autograph?

Sure

jk jk i hate ur ass LOL

Hop on the Bandwagon why don't you >:U

My donkey works harder than yours could ever dream, good sir. He's a fighter, a worker, and a friend.

I shot yer donkey.