Author Topic: Talk to Tesla (Read 83503 times)

TeslaCoil · August 25, 2011, 11:53:42 AM

Quote from: Trymos on August 25, 2011, 11:52:55 AM

Tesla, what topics should i avoid?

None of them. All topics are your business.

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Skorpion · August 25, 2011, 11:56:32 AM

Tesla, how many times do you have to fire at infantry in CC Red alert 3 until they die?

TeslaCoil · August 25, 2011, 11:58:41 AM

Quote from: Skorpion on August 25, 2011, 11:56:32 AM

Tesla, how many times do you have to fire at infantry in CC Red alert 3 until they die?

Make a crap ton of your own infantry, then observe how long the little machinegun war lasts.

Trogtor · August 25, 2011, 12:27:58 PM

How can I rob a bank successfully?

TheChaosCarrier · August 25, 2011, 12:29:34 PM

how do i shot web?
and how do i make web do cool things

like catch the hot red head falling to her death

Conan · August 25, 2011, 12:30:54 PM

How do you make a pipe bomb?

How can I trust that you are not trying to blow me up?

shafin25 · August 25, 2011, 12:31:23 PM

Tesla, why is your name Tesla?

Vegetarian Zombie · August 25, 2011, 02:14:55 PM

Why the hell was I sick yesterday?

Dodger · August 25, 2011, 04:38:22 PM

Why is this topic dying?

TeslaCoil · August 25, 2011, 04:39:04 PM

Quote from: Trogtor on August 25, 2011, 12:27:58 PM

How can I rob a bank successfully?

Squirt gun.

Quote from: TheChaosCarrier on August 25, 2011, 12:29:34 PM

how do i shot web?
and how do i make web do cool things

like catch the hot red head falling to her death

Buy some money spiders. Shape web into a shank.
Grab the damsel by her slippers.

Quote from: Conan on August 25, 2011, 12:30:54 PM

How do you make a pipe bomb?

How can I trust that you are not trying to blow me up?

The real question is. Why should I teach you how to make a pipe bomb?

Quote from: shafin25 on August 25, 2011, 12:31:23 PM

Tesla, why is your name Tesla?

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on August 25, 2011, 02:14:55 PM

Why the hell was I sick yesterday?

Because you gonna die.

Quote from: Dodger on August 25, 2011, 04:38:22 PM

Why is this topic dying?

I was going to bump it you dope.

Skorpion · August 25, 2011, 04:51:45 PM

Tesla, I heard you wank over sheep. Is this true?

Mega-Bear · August 25, 2011, 04:55:24 PM

Tesla, where on Earth do you live?

Supersylox · August 25, 2011, 04:57:09 PM

Tesla, how do I perform a heart bypass with household materials?

Obliviongate20 · August 25, 2011, 05:09:59 PM

Is it possible for you to use TeslaTroopers too send volts of 100 Pure battery voltage,
Racking up 2000 Volts of electricity too blast it into a tank too make a B.M.P(Bio magnectic pulse)
Making the earth's continets split into 2 more so we can have more space for the ocean too fill up in,Hopefully later creating T-Storms from the spare 500 Volts you did not use to create gaps in the continents?!?!

Vegetarian Zombie · August 25, 2011, 05:10:29 PM

Quote from: Mega-Bear on August 25, 2011, 04:55:24 PM

Tesla, where on Earth do you live?

Silly Mega, Tesla doesn't live on Earth.

Anyway!
What gun should I use if confronted by angry national socialists?