Talk to Tesla

[Jacob/Lee]

Nope. Now hold still I need to bite your head off and lay my eggs in your neck.

NEVER! *draws revolver and starts backing up*

[Ad Bot]

[Mega-Bear]

Do you burn books for being incorrect?

kudos if you get the reference

yeah and i have a special interest for the smell of kerosene

oh and i read books to my wife's friends and scare the stuff out of them

[TeslaCoil]

NEVER! *draws revolver and starts backing up*

* TeslaCoil approaches

yeah and i have a special interest for the smell of kerosene

oh and i read books to my wife's friends and scare the stuff out of them

Hissssssss

[Jacob/Lee]

yeah and i have a special interest for the smell of kerosene

oh and i read books to my wife's friends and scare the stuff out of them

Thank god someone gets it.

* TeslaCoil approaches

BACK, FIEND! *raises and fires revolver*

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Why did creepbear rape you at age 3?

[TeslaCoil]

BACK, FIEND! *raises and fires revolver*

Why did creepbear rape you at age 3?

He didn't. B)

[Jacob/Lee]

I have a truck full of liquid nitrogen I swear to god I'll use it

[TeslaCoil]

I have a truck full of liquid nitrogen I swear to god I'll use it

* TeslaCoil rears back and hisses.

"Oh? But where is your truck? The parking lot in 3 floors down. You would never make it. Prepare to meet your doom my love!"

[Kochieboy]

What number am I thinking

[Conan]

what number are you thinking that kochieboy is thinking

[TeslaCoil]

What number am I thinking

what number are you thinking that kochieboy is thinking

3

[Mega-Bear]

12

[Katamari007]

holla holla get dolla

[TeslaCoil]

12

Your age.

holla holla get dolla

Spreken ze Englise?

[Volko]

ill spreken on ur englise