So witty. Huehuehue.

[Stick Man]

crown the king.

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

> Can I go to the bathroom?

> Idk, can you?

> FUUUUUU

[Cucumber!]

Or Harold Camping?

Or the birth of Kathy Bates?

[Sabbin]

Or the birth of Meg Ryan?

Or a ham sandwich?

Wait.

I like ham.

[Ector]

crown the king.

King Henry VIII had six wives and cheated on all of them.

[fred da kiko]

me> *at smart girl* hey, that's my lock.

smart girl> no it's my lock.

me> no, it's mine.

smart girl> oh yeah? prove it?

me> i can unlock it without looking at it.

smart girl> oh yeah, prove it *hands me lock*

me> fine *locks on her locker backwards*...

me> oh yeah, you were right, this isn't my lock. i left mine inside my locker.

smart girl> told you... *looks at backwards lock* FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU-

me>
       

[Man 2]

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We are both lawyers."

I told that joke during open mic night at the local coffee house. Lulz.

[Riot]

~Me "I'm just pointing out that stars are much bigger and if you would excuse the pun "Hotter" than the moon. Just saying."

The stars are further away from you, so the moon's all you gonna get!

[fred da kiko]

The stars are further away from you, so the moon's all you gonna get!

what about the things on earth?

[SkullCandy]

Or the birth of Kathy Bates?

or today?

[Gaythan Gayes]

or today?

Or national socialist Germany?

[Man 2]

Or national socialist Germany?

Or Mario Party?

[ultimamax]

Or Mario Party?

Or the national socialist Party?
Or Mario Germany?

[Hiiro326]

Bump

I liked a "Like this and I'll rate you" thing.

I got a 5.9
I said they added a period into my 59.
They said it was a solid 5.
Solid in math means a 3 dimentional object. 3 dimentional 5 is a 3 dimensional Pentagon.
I said I was a 3125 with that logic.

Iwin c: