If you had a chance to kill the above user...

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I would throw a sheet over you, then throw Pac-Man and a power pellet at you. I'd watch you get devoured and clean up afterwards.

EDIT:"Error:String "victim" is NULL"

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[rockslide26]

Pour gasoline on your house after "accidentally" boarding the doors shut, flaregun shot at the largest concentration of gas. If you get out of a window, 9mm to the foot, sledgehammer to the skull.

[Man 2]

I'd ask Notch to delete you in the next Minecraft update.

[Bladedsword]

I'd ask Notch to delete you in the next Minecraft update.

[asablief]

Being unable to move as you slowly die of dehydration while having to taste salt which makes you want water isn't illogical at all.

Lol salt won't make you dehydrate faster. It absorbs moisture but it wont start extracting water from your body for a long, long, long time.

[Saiytex]

Lol salt won't make you dehydrate faster. It absorbs moisture but it wont start extracting water from your body for a long, long, long time.

[rockslide26]

Lol salt won't make you dehydrate faster. It absorbs moisture but it wont start extracting water from your body for a long, long, long time.

The salt is purely there to make it worse, it has only a psychological effect.

[aml]

I'd shove a spoon with Chinese hot chili sauce up your ass. Then I'd insert a vaccum cleaner in your mouth and suck it all up using Cartoon physics.

[asablief]

The salt is purely there to make it worse, it has only a psychological effect.

And a psychological effect will kill me faster? A psychological will cause salt to extract water faster?
Being strapped down to a table and starved and dehydrated to death has a tenancy to break down psychological effects altogether, so the salt wont even make a difference in the end.

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Pour gasoline on your house after "accidentally" boarding the doors shut, flaregun shot at the largest concentration of gas. If you get out of a window, 9mm to the foot, sledgehammer to the skull.

After that happened to me, I would crawl over to your house, a burning, bleeding mess with a deformed head. Then I would somehow cut a hole through your door, and inject poison into you via your leg(s). You would then die a horrible, painful death.
Then I would die.
Oh, and this is targeted to the above user, of course.
Muahahaha

[rockslide26]

And a psychological effect will kill me faster? A psychological will cause salt to extract water faster?
Being strapped down to a table and starved and dehydrated to death has a tenancy to break down psychological effects altogether, so the salt wont even make a difference in the end.

The salt will amplify the pain, it isn't intended to do anything else. Have you ever eaten salt while thirsty? It makes it worse.

[asablief]

The salt will amplify the pain, it isn't intended to do anything else. Have you ever eaten salt while thirsty? It makes it worse.

Pain is also a "psychological effect", and yes, I have gone about 4-5 days without water, a few hours after being extremely thirsty it just turns to lightheadedness, salt doesn't amplify anything.

[rockslide26]

Pain is also a "psychological effect", and yes, I have gone about 4-5 days without water, a few hours after being extremely thirsty it just turns to lightheadedness, salt doesn't amplify anything.

Bullstuff, the human body can only go at most 3.75 days without water.

[asablief]

Bullstuff, the human body can only go at most 3.75 days without water.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's one weak ass human body.

[Clone v.117]

Pain is also a "psychological effect", and yes, I have gone about 4-5 days without water, a few hours after being extremely thirsty it just turns to lightheadedness, salt doesn't amplify anything.

Thats piss, i once went 10 days without breathing!