Battlefield Megathread

[Qwepir]

Nou, Gulf of Omen.

Is coming in Back to Karkand.

[Ad Bot]

[bithead9]

Is coming in Back to Karkand.

Oh whoops, I thought Port Valedz was from Back to Karkland. ._.

[e-maxx]

i have this un-opened in a wal-mart bag downstairs and my mom won't let me play play it because i got a F on my report card :C

[Zenith]

i have this un-opened in a wal-mart bag downstairs and my mom won't let me play play it because i got a F on my report card :C

HAHAHA.
I'll be thinking about you when i'm in my heli being the absolute stuff.

[Fredulus]

i have this un-opened in a wal-mart bag downstairs and my mom won't let me play play it because i got a F on my report card :C

how do you even get an F
i think id have to TRY to get an F

[Qwepir]

how do you even get an F
i think id have to TRY to get an F

People always say this but it makes no sense. To get an F you need to just not try at all.

[Fredulus]

People always say this but it makes no sense. To get an F you need to just not try at all.

no, as long as you're in class you'll be forced to do some work which would give you at least a D.
to get an F you'd have to not be there at all (which would be hard to do) or never do any work (and i dont know how youd get away with that)

[SlayerZ99]

no, as long as you're in class you'll be forced to do some work which would give you at least a D.
to get an F you'd have to not be there at all (which would be hard to do) or never do any work (and i dont know how youd get away with that)

Not true.
There is some kid who never does anywork
actually I know 2 kids who never do anywork.
All the teachers know about them and they just give up and dont force them to do any work.
Anyways
even if you did the forced work you can still get an F
you can choose not to do your HW and fail your tests and quizzes

[Qwepir]

or never do any work (and i dont know how youd get away with that)

Do you know what your punishment is for not doing any work?
An F. I don't know what you even mean by "i don't know how youd get away with that".

[Zenith]

knifed a DICE employe.
He was wearing the special DICE dogtags :D

[Qwepir]

Speaking of knifing dice employees, whoever thought AI should have knives needs to be stabbed for real.
On a similar vein, the guy who greenlighted the SCAR going to the engineer needs to be shot with one, the guy who thought there should be stuff all over your camera at all times needs to have his eyeballs ruined with a belt sander, the guy who thought RPGs should have the amount of splash damage that they do needs to be strapped to the side of a spacebound rocket, and the dumb forgeter who programmed the AI needs to have all his bones broken, and when the paramedics show up they just stand there and watch him die.

[Shortcut]

Speaking of knifing dice employees, whoever thought AI should have knives needs to be stabbed for real.
On a similar vein, the guy who greenlighted the SCAR going to the engineer needs to be shot with one, the guy who thought there should be stuff all over your camera at all times needs to have his eyeballs ruined with a belt sander, the guy who thought RPGs should have the amount of splash damage that they do needs to be strapped to the side of a spacebound rocket, and the dumb forgeter who programmed the AI needs to have all his bones broken, and when the paramedics show up they just stand there and watch him die.

Getting worked up over a game? Or have you lost one too many matches?

[Wehrmacht]

ai is terrible, hes right.
scar choice is also right, but its being nerfed.
rpgs splash damage is fine.
particles, meh, its fine.

[TeslaCoil]

Getting worked up over a game? Or have you lost one too many matches?

We were playing Co-op.

Of course we could get a decent game to work without it crashing a lot. I also found out if you get knocked out and revived just right, you get a bottomless magazine.

[Qwepir]

Getting worked up over a game? Or have you lost one too many matches?

>ai
>in multiplayer
ha ha okay kid