Discuss first world parent problems

[brawlman14365]

playing luigis mansion will bring evil ghosts into the house

hohoho
wait what

[Ad Bot]

[Aniken 911]

Hey mom, can I get this game?

No, it has shooting.

... It's rated T...

It has shooting, so, no.

... I'm 14...

JESUS ROLLERBLADING CHRIST NO NOT UNTIL YOU'RE 18

...

[ATKitton.]

My parents have no logic.
My dads been in jail for 19 years.
and my mother is forever miserable.
I can only learn to NOT be like them.
So far so good. My logic is pretty awesome :D
I drink from the jug too when i can finish it.
Why not? They made you. they have your same saliva.
As long as your not sick tell them to get over it.

[Unwritten Calender]

Hey mom, can I get this game?

No, it has shooting.

... It's rated T...

It has shooting, so, no.

... I'm 14...

JESUS ROLLERBLADING CHRIST NO NOT UNTIL YOU'RE 18

...

I'm 12 and I can play any game I want :)

[Kochieboy]

I can buy what ever game I want as long as I can prove it's appropriate.

I'm such a snake when it comes to that.

(By snake, I mean I can easily snake my way through the conversation and win in the end.

[Aniken 911]

I'm 12 and I can play any game I want :)

forget you, I'm jelly.

[zookuw]

My parents wake me up in the morning almost daily when they want me to do something, it leaves me groggy for the rest of the day and I only seem to recover when it gets later at night.
(I must be a vampire.)

[battlebrain]

My parents wake me up in the morning almost daily when they want me to do something, it leaves me groggy for the rest of the day and I only seem to recover when it gets later at night.
(I must be a vampire.)

why. did. you. loving. bump this.

[Coolio]

forget you, I'm jelly.

[Roknrollwill]

why. did. you. loving. bump this.

Celebrate August. 

[Gaythan Gayes]

My mother doesn't want me to drink out of the bottle. (Milk jug juice bottle etc)

this might be a little late but maybe she thinks you do other times since shes seen you do it when its almost gone.

[zookuw]

why. did. you. loving. bump this.

Would you rather me make an entirely new topic?

[SacredOblivion]

So how exactly do you forget logic?

[battlebrain]

So how exactly do you forget logic?

snake---->LOGIC

[rockslide26]

I apparently can't disagree without being disrespectful and having an awful attitude. :c

This.

"hey mom, can I buy game x on steam? I have money right here to give you."
"no."
"any reason why not?"
"because I said so"

Every. Damn. Time.