God bitchslaps you.
I wish for Bioshock infinite for PS3
You get thrown into the Bioshock universe and are forced to fight the alpha's with just a shotgun, and nothing else.
And if you die, you die for good. And you get no help.
Oh, and your PSN account got hacked.
I wish that I did not get endless wishes, and I do wish that I got B-slapped by the big guy.