Author Topic: The ruin a wish foundation (Read 13861 times)

Vegetarian Zombie · July 25, 2011, 07:00:21 PM

Quote from: Amaya on July 25, 2011, 07:02:18 AM

you get cowgirl'd by me

Hawt

You get

I wish for a hot girlfriend for myself

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viper30000 · July 25, 2011, 07:36:03 PM

You get an old wrinkly male hooker

I wish I can win the lottery

The Corporation · July 25, 2011, 07:39:12 PM

Quote from: viper30000 on July 25, 2011, 07:36:03 PM

You get an old wrinkly male hooker

I wish I can win the lottery

You get thrown into debt and are chased by loan sharks.

AND YOU GOT INSTANTLY OBESE FROM EATING 1 MCDONALDS BURGER.

Vegetarian Zombie · July 25, 2011, 07:49:00 PM

Quote from: The Corporation on July 25, 2011, 07:39:12 PM

You get thrown into debt and are chased by loan sharks.

AND YOU GOT INSTANTLY OBESE FROM EATING 1 MCDONALDS BURGER.

Forgotten wish was forgotten

I wish for a hot girl to be my girlfriend that will not be old, male, or a hooker

Strovbe · July 25, 2011, 08:07:23 PM

Stick Man · July 25, 2011, 09:16:55 PM

Quote from: The Corporation on July 25, 2011, 02:39:15 PM

You get thrown into the Bioshock universe and are forced to fight the alpha's with just a shotgun, and nothing else.
And if you die, you die for good. And you get no help.

Oh, and your PSN account got hacked.

I wish that I did not get endless wishes, and I do wish that I got B-slapped by the big guy.

Ha, I have an Xbawks. :3

Razre · July 25, 2011, 10:55:19 PM

Quote from: Strovbe on July 25, 2011, 08:07:23 PM

No.

yes.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Lugnut · July 25, 2011, 11:00:12 PM

Quote from: Razre on July 25, 2011, 10:55:19 PM

yes.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

You begin wishing you were a fish, and then are eaten by a ravenous cow.

I wish I was a million bucks.

Razre · July 25, 2011, 11:19:39 PM

You turn into a 20 dollar bill and get used to pay for a stripper to take her top off. Which you don't get to see because you are money and therefore don't have eyes.

I wish people would post on here slower.

Vegetarian Zombie · July 25, 2011, 11:20:39 PM

Quote from: Razre on July 25, 2011, 11:19:39 PM

You turn into a 20 dollar bill and get used to pay for a stripper to take her top off. Which you don't get to see because you are money and therefore don't have eyes.

I wish people would post on here slower.

Quote from: Strovbe on July 25, 2011, 08:07:23 PM

No.

I wish to be a million bucks (be something different.)

viper30000 · July 26, 2011, 12:35:44 AM

You are only 1 male deer.

I wish I was a flying turtle.

HelplessNobb88 · July 26, 2011, 03:17:56 AM

Granted but your weight causes you to fall and land on a highway. Where you get ran over by a motorbike.

I wish for a bowers and Wilkins Zeppelin.

lancer · July 26, 2011, 04:45:34 AM

the zeppelin crashes to the ground crushing your mother.

I wish for a juicy pair of breasts.

Vegetarian Zombie · July 26, 2011, 09:25:28 AM

Quote from: viper30000 on July 26, 2011, 12:35:44 AM

You are only 1 male deer.

I wish I was a flying turtle.

For the record, this is the exact response I was going for. :D

You have breasts filled with orange juice.

I wish for incredible piloting expertise.

viper30000 · July 26, 2011, 11:59:50 AM

Granted but you can only drive cars