My mother has forbiden me from using certian computer programs.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Lizzy, I must warn you to tell your mother this immediately:

She is a guilty, stupid ass son of a bitch who should immediately go kill herself, she doesn't understand computers, at all, and she doesn't deserve to live if she thinks Google Chrome, Steam, and more, are viruses. Tell the stupid bitch to either go through thorough scans, or go kill herself.

                     Sincerily, a 18 yearold british college student half way across the world. (Likely).

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[fred da kiko]

I don't view that kind of stuff. I'm too young.

Hit her with your crutches

[aludane]

Whatever you do, don't allow her to see this article.

[LizzyRascal]

Hit her with your crutches

They're too heavy.

[Joker Card]

They're too heavy.

Weak ass 

[Tyler66]

They're too heavy.

Get something more light-weight.

Like a bat.

[ultimamax]

For the look through history thing, simply delete your history when you're about to get off and then put it to a bunch of long youtube videos.
When she asks why the history is so small you can say "oh i was watching these vids"

[Coulmbai]

Get something more light-weight.

Like a bat.

or a pistol
 

[Junkie556]

Explain to your mom her place is in the kitchen not the computer Make a fake internet history every-time you go on, aka browse what you want, delete it then quickly go on a few random sites that look good.

[tails]

Do it anyway.

[james4115]

in firefox:
ctrl + shift + p
opens a new window in which browsing history isn't saved

[Pentium]

Internet Explorer isn't that bad.

IE 9 isn't that bad. Anything below is terrible.

[LizzyRascal]

Weak ass 

You gave me the sads.

Bunghole.

[Coulmbai]

You gave me the sads.

Bunghole.

ctrl shift p
DO EET

[Riot]

Tell her to educate herself on this small... field, if you will.