My mother has forbiden me from using certian computer programs.

[NotKreation]

It's not like she's going to know youre on steam while youre playing tf2

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[LizzyRascal]

It's not like she's going to know youre on steam while youre playing tf2

She knows TF2 is a steam game.

[Riot]

The Pc is a contraption of the devil.

[Qwepir]

The Pc is a contraption of the devil.

the internet was made by satan to corrupt our youth!

...

and it's doing a damn fine job.

[Plasmus]

> On Mom's laptop
> Desktop background is some annoying thing with the ACER logo on it and some laptops of theirs
> I change the background to Windows 7 default
> Mom goes on her laptop
> "OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY LAPTOP GLENN YOU ARE SO DAMN GROUNDED I HAVE TO CALL TECH SUPPORT AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE TO BUY A NEW COMPUTER GOD DAMN IT"

This was a (unfortunately) true story.
And now whenever I go to relatives houses she says I broke her computer and then none of my relatives will let me on except for my uncle who works for goddamn microsoft and he tries to tell my mom all I did was change the background, but all she did was say "NO I KNOW MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU" and yet my uncle has a 4 year degree with something to do about computers.

And what is my mom's degree?
2 year recreational arts degree. (so she could be a forest ranger. she is now a preschool person who watches the kids during recess, good money you put into your college education you dumb bitch.)

[hankyje]

> On Mom's laptop
> Desktop background is some annoying thing with the ACER logo on it and some laptops of theirs
> I change the background to Windows 7 default
> Mom goes on her laptop
> "OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY LAPTOP GLENN YOU ARE SO DAMN GROUNDED I HAVE TO CALL TECH SUPPORT AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE TO BUY A NEW COMPUTER GOD DAMN IT"

This was a (unfortunately) true story.
And now whenever I go to relatives houses she says I broke her computer and then none of my relatives will let me on except for my uncle who works for goddamn microsoft and he tries to tell my mom all I did was change the background, but all she did was say "NO I KNOW MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU" and yet my uncle has a 4 year degree with something to do about computers.

And what is my mom's degree?
2 year recreational arts degree. (so she could be a forest ranger. she is now a preschool person who watches the kids during recess, good money you put into your college education you dumb bitch.)

What? I feel like I'm the only one who has a mom who is not completely handicapped when it comes to computers.

[ZB]

What? I feel like I'm the only one who has a mom who is not completely handicapped when it comes to computers.

Nope.
Both my parents have had almost all the jobs they've ever had been in something related to computers.


I really could have phrased that more fluently.

[Ethan]

I'm the tech guy in the family.
My mother comes to me for help. Dad knows nothing as he used his first computer a few months ago but won't come to me as he's too proud. He will never admit he's wrong about anything.

[Coulmbai]

> On Mom's laptop
> Desktop background is some annoying thing with the ACER logo on it and some laptops of theirs
> I change the background to Windows 7 default
> Mom goes on her laptop
> "OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY LAPTOP GLENN YOU ARE SO DAMN GROUNDED I HAVE TO CALL TECH SUPPORT AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE TO BUY A NEW COMPUTER GOD DAMN IT"

This was a (unfortunately) true story.
And now whenever I go to relatives houses she says I broke her computer and then none of my relatives will let me on except for my uncle who works for goddamn microsoft and he tries to tell my mom all I did was change the background, but all she did was say "NO I KNOW MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU" and yet my uncle has a 4 year degree with something to do about computers.

And what is my mom's degree?
2 year recreational arts degree. (so she could be a forest ranger. she is now a preschool person who watches the kids during recess, good money you put into your college education you dumb bitch.)

That sucks
My parents are only partly technology smart

[Max4344]

i agree with your mom about Chrome
Anyways just use Privet Broswing

[Lugnut]

Nope.
Both my parents have had almost all the jobs they've ever had been in something related to computers.
All of the jobs that my parents have ever had have been related to computers.

I really could have phrased that more fluently.

fluentized

i agree with your mom about Chrome
Anyways just use Privet Broswing

you're insane


Liz, and everyone else stupid enough to suggest inprivate
its essentially the same as clearing your browser history, except it never exists.
Don't you think that's going to raise the same eyebrow that deleting the history will?
As for your and research, its okay to say you just aren't interested.
you don't have to say you're too young

[mp7964]

If you can trick her into pressing Alt+F4 you should have the right to run any programs you want, and decide what SHE can do on it.

[Lugnut]

If you can trick her into pressing Alt+F4 you should have the right to run any programs you want, and decide what SHE can do on it.

what does closing a window have to do with the rest of the sentance

[TheChaosCarrier]

@OP
your mother is loving handicapped.



none of those programs contain malware/spam/viruses.
tell her to get off her loving meds and stop being a painful bitch-ass stick in the mud.

@your mom
free spirited willful soul my ass.
if you were in the slightest free spirited you would let your kid play loving computer games with friends.

[Max4344]

you're insane


Liz, and everyone else stupid enough to suggest inprivate
its essentially the same as clearing your browser history, except it never exists.
Don't you think that's going to raise the same eyebrow that deleting the history will?
As for your and research, its okay to say you just aren't interested.
you don't have to say you're too young

dont forget chash and cookies it deletes that too