True or false statement?

[Masterlegodude]

False

The next person is on the facepunch forums

[Ad Bot]

[Skirvin]

TRUE???????

the next person is the national socialist reincarnation of Riddler who's mom is an alien life form that looks like ben aflek with 90 thousand pounds of bacon in a bag on his shoulder which he had recently broken because he was playing foorball with micheal jackson (the black one) then micheal jackson did a backflip and saw this post went to badspots house and gave him a big non-loveual hug!

[Masterlegodude]

The heck? False

The next person is a monster

[Bushido]

True. I'm techincally a bigger-than-pocket monster

The next person has died atleast once

[Sampapa]

true, many times in CS:S

The next person goes BOOM

[Masterlegodude]

False

Wii play, do you?

[Ladios]

false... :'(

teh naxt persun cna tulk gud

[Skirvin]

dur da dur dat tru

the next is homoloveual

[Masterlegodude]

False

The next person is not typing on the Wii or PS3

[Masterlegodude]

True

The next person is posting in Gmod

[Krokodil]

False, is that possible?

The next person has a gf.

[Masterlegodude]

False, is that possible?

On garrysmod.org, search for Firebox

And i don't got a gf

The next person was hit by a car

[tails]

false, but almost many (over 4) times

The next person is

888 88e    e88 88e       e Y8b     888 88e   888 88P 888 888     888     
888 888D  d888 888b     d8b Y8b    888 888b  888 8P  888 888     888     
888 88"  C8888 8888D   d888b Y8b   888 8888D 888 K   888 888     888     
888 b,    Y888 888P   d888888888b  888 888P  888 8b  888 888  ,d 888  ,d
888 88b,   "88 88"   d8888888b Y8b 888 88"   888 88b 888 888,d88 888,d88


(notepad it)

[Sampapa]

True!

I have a  pet

[yuki]

False.

You suck.