Author Topic: Need a steam profile summary (Read 62791 times)

Stocking · August 05, 2011, 02:34:56 AM

Someone summarize me so I can put it as my Steam profile. My profile's all bland and boring and I realized that I've never written anything in there in the ~3 years I've been on Steam. I'll give the person that writes the best/funniest one something gay like a tf2 hat or a cheap Steam game. I dunno, help me out brochachos.

^ Boring unfunny Steam profile.

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Narkro555 · August 05, 2011, 02:37:05 AM

You really like cookies.

MyNameIsYou · August 05, 2011, 02:37:57 AM

I can summarize you quite well

friend

Jk :3

Jairo · August 05, 2011, 02:38:18 AM

I go on your legs and I am one of kind.
the end.

Dodger · August 05, 2011, 02:38:25 AM

"I love Dodger and would do anything for him, so back off you other grease ball monkeys!"

Meh, I don't know

Bloody Mary · August 05, 2011, 02:38:37 AM

Most people's profiles that I've seen just have copy-pasted chat logs that they find funny. I'm guessing you're not looking for something like that though, right?

ATKitton. · August 05, 2011, 02:39:36 AM

I don't need an introduction because you all love me or hate me.
Stop with the hate. Make with the love or we will not be brochachos.

p.s. *gives you her love*

Narkro555 · August 05, 2011, 02:39:54 AM

If only Steam let you have pics on your profile...

Unwritten Calender · August 05, 2011, 02:40:24 AM

"Stocking is a fun, different person. His steam profile is now different, too. I suggest that you hang out with this person or I will kick your dog. Or cat. Or lizard."

masterockets · August 05, 2011, 02:41:01 AM

We could give you lots of things for you to turn down, so instead I'll ask you this:
What do you want for it, what do you want to see in it that you think other people will acknowledge that fact?
What makes you, well, you?

Hydrabisque · August 05, 2011, 02:41:36 AM

I'm typically bent over a 40 year old man with blue pigtails and enjoy a nice bubble bath with 40 year old men 40 year old men 40 year old men 40 year old men 40 year old men. *insert cam whore picture of yourself here*

Jairo · August 05, 2011, 02:42:00 AM

Quote from: Hydrabisque on August 05, 2011, 02:41:36 AM

I'm typically bent over a 40 year old man with blue pigtails and enjoy a nice bubble bath with 40 year old men 40 year old men 40 year old men 40 year old men 40 year old men. *insert cam whore picture of yourself here*

sounds like the cold hard truth of facebook

Unwritten Calender · August 05, 2011, 02:42:18 AM

"I can benchpress 10 pounds. Oh yeah."

Hydrabisque · August 05, 2011, 02:43:16 AM

Quote from: Unwritten Calender on August 05, 2011, 02:42:18 AM

"I can benchpress 10 pounds of rooster meat. Oh yeah."

Dodger · August 05, 2011, 02:45:14 AM

"I will show you friendship and magic, and you are going to like it!"