There's this starfish who has a birthday today and I need help.

[Hiiro326]

Buy him a carrot, put it in a present and leave it with the other presents. Act like you thought it was his mom's birthday when he sees it.

That's cute and I would do that but I'm not going to any stuffty birthday party, I just want to put something snappy on his facebook wall.

Well, judging by his description, you'll create a downward spiral of tit-for-tat pranks and arguing between each other that'll make you both miserable. But if you still think "revenge" will solve something go ahead.

He's the kind of guy that would delete them after he looses. I'll get you pics of what I mean.

you're an starfish

No dude, you took that the wrong way. He is scrawneyer than how boltster thought you where. I'm not calling you scrawney. It's an example fuuuuuu :c

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[asablief]

ohk

[Hiiro326]

Well, judging by his description, you'll create a downward spiral of tit-for-tat pranks and arguing between each other that'll make you both miserable. But if you still think "revenge" will solve something go ahead.

[nickbond1]

Make him a cake and use salt instead of sugar.

[asablief]

you really should stop calling people babe and honey

[IkeTheGeneric]

That's cute and I would do that but I'm not going to any stuffty birthday party, I just want to put something snappy on his facebook wall.

"I hope you had a great birthday. Maybe now that you're older, your wisdom will make up for your small snake.

ps your mom has nice tits, I would appreciate it if you gave me her number ;)"

[Hiiro326]

you really should stop calling people babe and honey

Agreed, I'll need to find another condescending-homoloveual term though.


It makes people feel alienated and that's the point.

"I hope you had a great birthday. Maybe now that you're older, your wisdom will make up for your small snake.

ps your mom has nice tits, I would appreciate it if you gave me her number ;)"

That was loving great Ike, I might use this. Jegus. I laughed for many seconds.

[Peppy]

Wait lol he doesn't know his age? Or is he actually 12?

[ThePrecociousJoey]

I am quite witty when it comes to these situations.

"It's your birthday? You are (insert age here) years old? My, you are much older than what I have believed you were!"

[Deadzone]

Agreed, I'll need to find another condescending-homoloveual term though.


It makes people feel alienated and that's the point.


That was loving great Ike, I might use this. Jegus. I laughed for many seconds.

Call him a hunk. He'll want to take it as a compliment, but doing so will make him feel uncomfortable.

[Peppy]

I am quite witty when it comes to these situations.

"It's your birthday? You are (insert age here) years old? My, you are much older than what I have believed you were!"

He would probably be like "hurr shut up cigaretteot"

[Barnabas]

Send him a cactus as a b-day present with a card telling how similar they are; they are both pricks.

[nickbond1]

Make him a cake and use salt instead of sugar.

[Hiiro326]

Wait lol he doesn't know his age? Or is he actually 12?

He was joking.

I am quite witty when it comes to these situations.

"It's your birthday? You are (insert age here) years old? My, you are much older than what I have believed you were!"

I was in class with him so this wont work without calling myself a child.

Call him a hunk, he'll be confused as to whether you're complimenting him. Or tying to forget him in the ass.

I'll throw this into the randomizer of degrading comments too

He would probably be like "hurr shut up cigaretteot"

That's why Ike's is what I'll probably go with, will post pics.

[Dissolve]

"You are XX already?  It seems like yesterday me and your mom created you."

One of my friends sent me that on facebook when it was my birthday :(