Author Topic: There's this starfish who has a birthday today and I need help.  (Read 3278 times)

"Happy birthday! It is truly a happy day! You're one year closer to dying."
I need variants of this please.


This doesn't sound right to me, someone rephrase it a few times.

Happy birthday, can't wait until your last

Happy birthday, can't wait until your last
Thinking about it o:


Give him a cupcake. Did I mention adding laxatives to it?

Give him a cupcake. Did I mention adding laxatives to it?
Why am I reminded of total drama island
also
why is that girl calling you hero?

>Dylan Kyle BEPovnIOVBODb
>Look at avatar
He is a total friend.

>Dylan Kyle BEPovnIOVBODb
>Look at avatar
He is a total friend.
Oh yeah, he loving deserves to have the stuff kicked out of him.

Why am I reminded of total drama island
also
why is that girl calling you hero?
No that's engrish for hello.



Some girls call me Hiiro though, it's funny because they don't know about this place and hopefully wont for some time.


INB4SANDVICHORSTROBESTROVBETELLHERABOUTTHISPLACEANDSHESEESI'MACTUALLYANstarfish



Hey, if she's offended by your action on the internet, she isn't worth banging.

make a  small fake rubber knife shoot at him when he opens his present and then have a note on it saying

"you should've just given me the bunsen burner, you wanker"

Get his E-Mail

Give it to us.

Furry research, Pony research and 4chan /b/ board GOGO

Get his E-Mail

Give it to us.

Furry research, Pony research and 4chan /b/ board GOGO
I like the way this man thinks.


Will I be banned for posting his email? I don't see a rule against it.

Will I be banned for posting his email? I don't see a rule against it.
Well, I think you might. PM it to us if you want.