There's this starfish who has a birthday today and I need help.

[Coulmbai]

Pm it to meeeee~~

[Ad Bot]

[Hiiro326]

I'm also gonna SMS bomb him with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

[Mega-Bear]

Just emailed him a forgetton of beastiality stuff.

Read tons of stuff on his Facebook (loel) and he is a douche.

[lancer]

maybe i should send mail to that roostersucker. he looks like a loving wigger anyway.

[Coulmbai]

Oh god when my parents leave i'm going to subscribe him to lots of gay furry research.

[Chrono]

Buy him a carrot, put it in a present and leave it with the other presents. Act like you thought it was his mom's birthday when he sees it.

Or if anyone has one of those gift bags instead of wrapping the present, slip it in with someone else's gift.

[Hiiro326]

I just SMS bombed him with 100 texts.

[Mega-Bear]

If he replies to me I'll post it. >:D

[Hiiro326]

If he replies to me I'll post it. >:D

kk, don't mention the forums though, of course.

[Clone v.117]

D-d-d-d-d-richardINABOX

[Qwepir]

Don't be a douche, be the better man and simply wish him a happy birthday. If he acts like an ass again then punch his teeth out and give them to him as a gift.

[brickybob]

Don't be a douche, be the better man and simply wish him a happy birthday. If he acts like an ass again then punch his teeth out and give them to him as a gift.

Read above, it is probably too late.

[Mega-Bear]

Qwepir is three or four hours late. OP's nemesis has research in his inbox.

[Hiiro326]

Qwepir is three or four hours late. OP's nemesis has research in his inbox.

Lol @ nemesis.

[Hiiro326]