Author Topic: Rascal is trying to kill me.  (Read 2411 times)

Cats are evil creatures you know.
Funny how you have a national socialist pony as your picture, thats not evil or anything


Cat is making little demon cat babies in your closet right now :3

entire topic is racism to me

The only way to be safe is to side with the cat and manipulate him.

Dead serious, I am not joking

get a bunch of cat treats

make the first 2 ones normal

make the third one you give to him poisoned

no longer trying to kill you

entire topic is racism to me
Get out. What the forget do you think Racism is?

I SMELL A GAS LEAK.

OGODOGODOGOD


She's also been sneaking around my room at night. And she's been pushing on my chest.

Sometimes I find open pill bottles in my room.

I'm scared. Help me before she cuts off my internet connection.
 
 
 
Are you sure she's trying to kill you? hoh hoh hoh kitty rape

Why don't you just get a loving dog. The problem will be done in ten minutes once the thing tears Rascal in half.

She's just a cat she isn't tryng to KEEL you
and besides she is you're only Rascal. ;D

Why don't you just get a loving dog. The problem will be done in ten minutes once the thing tears Rascal in half.
lol this

Lol <3 your cat.

If Rascals reading this then you are an amazing cat 8)

Lulz

Get a gun and yell "SIT DOWN MOTHERforgetER" and then shoot it in the ass.