Rascal is trying to kill me.

[LizzyRascal]

Well, I've talked about this before. But it's getting out of hand.

Yesterday I had some chocolate milk, and I left my room for a minute to get my headphones, and when I went back in, there was a bleach container, opened, next to my drink. Rascal was setting next to it. With a kitty smile.

She's also been sneaking around my room at night. And she's been pushing on my chest. Probably trying to find organ weaknesses. She's also been messing with my food I had in my mini-fridge. Sometimes I find open pill bottles in my room.


I'm scared. Help me before she cuts off my internet connection.

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[Narkro555]

That cat is not normal. BURN THE WITCH!

[Bisjac]

i dont trust cats

[masterockets]

I know this is a joke thread, but ok whatever

Make a giant trap that sets off other things like a goldburg just to drop a net!

[LizzyRascal]

That cat is not normal. BURN THE WITCH!

She's the one who forced me to use her name in my BLF username.

And then she scratched me until I agreed to use her picture.

I know this is a joke thread, but ok whatever

Make a giant trap that sets off other things like a goldburg just to drop a net!

I'm being serious.

NOW I CAN'T FIND HER.

NO WHERE IS SAFE.

[Tingalz]

i dont trust cats

thats because you shoot cats

[asablief]

you have to kill it

its the only way

[IkeTheGeneric]

i dont trust cats

Instead of cats, Bisjac keeps women around the house.

[masterockets]

Grab a water gun to shoot the cat with

[LizzyRascal]

Grab a water gun to shoot the cat with

I tried.

She's water resistant.

[masterockets]

Then bring out the buckets

[Tyler66]

I'm not trying to kill you.

[LizzyRascal]

I'm not trying to kill you.

OMIGOD.

TYLER IS RASCAL.

SHE'S SPYING.

[Tyler66]

"She"? Are you sure its not a....he?

[Narkro555]

Cats are evil creatures you know.