Author Topic: Rascal is trying to kill me.  (Read 2445 times)


I'm being serious.

NOW I CAN'T FIND HER.

NO WHERE IS SAFE.
Just like when you come back with the spray to kill a spider and then it's gone. ;~;

"She"? Are you sure its not a....he?
She doesn't have a snake.

I love my cats. The worst they do is accidentally knock over stuff <3

I love my cats. The worst they do is accidentally knock over stuff <3
My cat pisses on my clothes in my bathroom.


I'm not gonna kill you but I do use your computer at night


Cats are evil creatures you know.
It's funny because I once told you that cats were evil and you disagreed with me.

I'm not gonna kill you but I do use your computer at night
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I'M CONFUSED BEYOND THE POINT OF INTACT SANITY.

Did I mention the neighbor's cat comes over? Yup.

Did I mention the neighbor's cat comes over? Yup.
Like you? Remember that party we had in the living room?



Who knows, the cat might be messing with the water supply or putting deadly gas into the air ventilation system. Or it's hiding in some clothes.