The Above user just showed up at your house.

[SacredOblivion]

Welcome you in, you're not bad. :D

Here come in to my living room and let's play COD.

[Ad Bot]

[Gojira]

"Dammit... who are you? Honey, grab the 9mm! Aaah... Good."

* Gojira pulls the trigger

* SacredOblivion falls dead

[Supersylox]

Invite him into my house and proceed to rape him.

[Gojira]

"Dammit... who are you? Honey, grab the .45! No, not the long, the Glock ACP! Aaah... Good."

* Gojira pulls the trigger

* supersylox falls dead

[Skorpion]

Invite him into my house and proceed to rape him sell him on Ebay..

[Gojira]

"Dammit... who are you? Honey, grab the .44! Yes, the magnum! Aaah... Good."

* Gojira pulls the trigger

* Skorpion falls down to the ground with a .44 inch hole in his head

[Mega-Bear]

Watch Godzilla movies with him.

[Skorpion]

Hmm. Probably invite in to play Blockland, maybe watch a movie or go on the trampoline follo- RRAAAAPPPPEEE.

[BobSevenSevens]

Give him a hug.

[Supersylox]

Watch Godzilla movies with him.

[Snow2]

I would invite him in to use the toilet, go in the bathroom, and proceed to rape him.

[Trifax]

Can I help you?

[Katamari007]

Party

[Narkro555]

Push into the spider bush

Give cookies

[Vine]

Watch ponies