Item: One mature SCP-504 tomatoSubject: A portable computer playing a pre-recorded engineering joke.Transcript: "2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".Result: Supersonic blast detected; computer was completely vaporized by the tomato's kinetic energy. Sensor readings indicate an approximate speed of 3500 km/h (2174 mph)
BumpThe Blockland forums deserves to be drugged, locked up and labeled as a Keter SCP. :p
You guys do know that you can make your own SCPs, right?
Yeah, It's just a big creepypasta website. Most of the "articles" are just scary jokes. It's fun too. I've been working on one of my own. http://www.scp-wiki.net/how-to-write-an-scpAlso if you are interested in helping me edit and polish up my roughdraft, you can send me a PM.
Anyone want to add any SCPs? The ones marked [ACCESS DENIED] are usually open for adding.
Late
Yeah, I knew that for a while now, but which SCP-Number are you working on?
I haven't decided yet. What to help develop it?
Item #: SCP-8162Object Class: KeterSpecial Containment Procedures: [DATA EXPUNGED]Description: SCP-8162 is a collective of [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]Good God.O5-X
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomatoSubject: Television playing the SNL Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton skit.Result: Tomato reacted as if 'confused': slow-motion video shows three separate bursts of speeds in excess of 200mph, two incidences of motion at normal throwing speeds, and one unprecedented instance of backward motion, all in the one trajectory. Dr. King hypothesises that the tomato was unsure whether or not to 'take it seriously'.
