Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[IkeTheGeneric]

I got a question.
Does that count you saying it in that post and do quotes count?

no

[Ad Bot]

[lordician]

no

Quotes do not count?
Okay.

Dwarf Fortress is too complicated

[Doomonkey]

I keep getting annihilated.

[Littledude]

Dwarf Fortress is too complicated

[Doomonkey]

Lol, I made a character based solely on throwing, but no one would give me a quest. So I killed a woodcutter with his own vomit.

[blaman]

For anyone using the Lazy Newb Pack, a good utility to use is SoundSense. It adds nice music, and it acts as a really good warning for anything going on in the fort. Basically boosts your awareness throughout the entire fort via sound. Pretty useful.

[Doomonkey]

I was going around a village looking for people that were alone so I could kill them. Turns out there was a furry in one of the buildings. It was a cat twisted into humanoid form with scales and deadly spittle. Needless to say, I died.

[RedGajin]

I was going around a village looking for people that were alone so I could kill them. Turns out there was a furry in one of the buildings. It was a cat twisted into humanoid form with scales and deadly spittle. Needless to say, I died.

You should have brought in the Amtrack

[Doomonkey]

You should have brought in the Amtrack

I do not understand.

[Jacob/Lee]

I was going around a village looking for people that were alone so I could kill them. Turns out there was a furry in one of the buildings. It was a cat twisted into humanoid form with scales and deadly spittle. Needless to say, I died.

I found a giant troll-thing being held prisoner in a castle before. I got it to join me and it beat people with its copper knife.

[Doomonkey]

I found a giant troll-thing being held prisoner in a castle before. I got it to join me and it beat people with its copper knife.

How did you get it to join you? Like maxed out linguistic ability?

[Colten]

Lol I spawned next to a river full of carp and alligators

[Jacob/Lee]

How did you get it to join you? Like maxed out linguistic ability?

I'm not sure, I just talked to it and asked it to join. I had about 5 other guys and a nice amount of kills, though. I had base linguistic ability, I never change that.

[Doomonkey]

Also, an important thing to remember when making worlds for adventure mode: Make a medium/long history because if you don't, no one will have any problems and there will be no places to sleep. However, I have heard stories of if you make too long of a history, everyone will have solved their problems and will not need help either.

[RedGajin]

I do not understand.

Anti-furry meme.