Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire (Read 138984 times)

Jacob/Lee · August 24, 2011, 09:57:25 PM

Goddamnit, I got tag teamed in my sleep by two night creatures. They broke most of my body before I bled to death.

My legendary axemanship couldn't even land a hit on their arms to stop them from breaking me in half, it was terrible.

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Doomonkey · August 24, 2011, 10:00:23 PM

Quote from: Shell on August 24, 2011, 09:55:01 PM

why do you guys make this sound exciting, and when i play theres absolutely nothing to do. so far all i've done is walk around and do nothing.

Talk to someone. Select service. Do quests.

Doomonkey · August 24, 2011, 10:00:54 PM

Also, lucky for me I can recruit goblins.

Mega-Bear · August 24, 2011, 10:03:13 PM

Quote from: Extrude on August 24, 2011, 08:59:30 PM

Oh god this game is fun.

Looks like somebody got over the graphics.

Unfortunately it was by means of that damned tileset you whippa snappas be usin' fo shizzle. :I

? · August 24, 2011, 10:04:49 PM

Quote from: Mega-Bear on August 24, 2011, 10:03:13 PM

Looks like somebody got over the graphics.

Unfortunately it was by means of that damned tileset you whippa snappas be usin' fo shizzle. :I

go crunk yoself, poppy.

Doomonkey · August 24, 2011, 10:16:13 PM

Awesome, I got ambushed by one guy. So I recruited him and will have no more troubles with bogeymen.

Frontrox · August 24, 2011, 10:48:33 PM

I decided to end my fortress with a cool zombie invasion. I made half my dwafs zombies, and the others i barricaded in the meeting hall.

Jacob/Lee · August 24, 2011, 11:30:07 PM

My current adventurer is a human spearman with a copper pike, which is terrifyingly ineffective. I spent some 30 turns stabbing a human bandit wearing only street clothes to death.

? · August 25, 2011, 12:30:58 AM

I was playing fortress mode but then I got bored and locked all my dwarfs into a room with each other, I then used dfmode and changed the mode to arena, then took control of my best fighting dwarf.
It was fun.

RedGajin · August 25, 2011, 02:27:56 AM

Quote from: Jacob/Lee on August 24, 2011, 11:30:07 PM

My current adventurer is a human spearman with a copper pike, which is terrifyingly ineffective. I spent some 30 turns stabbing a human bandit wearing only street clothes to death.

Should have just choked him.

PossesedAngel · August 25, 2011, 10:52:10 AM

I still like fortress mode the most.
also

HELP OH GOD

Extrude · August 25, 2011, 11:05:20 AM

I don't know what mode I play, it's just the generic "build & fight" mode.

Doomonkey · August 25, 2011, 11:43:59 AM

Well, I didn't even have to swim to my old continent. After travelling across mountains and killing bogeys, I made it to a village, and when I was about to slaughter them all it asked for confirmation, so I knew I was not hated.

I'm safe again.

Extrude · August 25, 2011, 11:51:36 AM

How do you build roads again?
Edit: nevermind, found out. press O on the B menu.

Doomonkey · August 25, 2011, 12:46:38 PM

I've got a harp and a drum, I should learn how to play music. Maybe I can use it to win back my enemies.