Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[?]

how do I get limbs back on?

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[Jacob/Lee]

How do I breed food animals? I need a steady supply of meat to keep my dwarves going.

Leave a male and a female out of a cage. They breed via spores.

how do I get limbs back on?

If you're serious, you don't.

[Littledude]

You should be able to rip the limbs off enemies and attach them to you.

I would replace my severed hand with a dragon claw.

[?]

oh man my new char is going to have to walk with one le-
wait, can I walk with this crutch?

[Jacob/Lee]

oh man my new char is going to have to walk with one le-
wait, can I walk with this crutch?

Yeah. You need a free hand though.

Also, I got ambushed by goblin bandits. My group of 10 and I just broke apart going every which way, I took out a ton of archers and when I rallied my soldiers I had 6. Never found the leader.

EDIT: Haha, yes, a Lady just set me to kill a roc.

[Jacob/Lee]

Double post

BULLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

It came down on me like a loving freight train, it was hovering right over us the entire goddamn time.

[DrPepper]

A decent computer would be able to run DF if it had better graphics. You guys act like DF is the ultimate CPU hog of all games, and thats where you are wrong. I'm not sayin Battlefield 3 graphics should be added, but better graphics then what is already there.

[Jacob/Lee]

A decent computer would be able to run DF if it had better graphics. You guys act like DF is the ultimate CPU hog of all games, and thats where you are wrong. I'm not sayin Battlefield 3 graphics should be added, but better graphics then what is already there.

Maybe if you would actually PLAY THE GAME you would realize what we base these arguments on.

[DrPepper]

Maybe if you would actually PLAY THE GAME you would realize what we base these arguments on.

I do play the game and I don't know what you are arguing about. Saying the game is a statement, not a topic for an argument handicap. Not everybody on the Blockland Forums likes arguing you know.

[Captain Crazy]

What's the criteria for collapse? I don't want my fort crumbling.

[Jacob/Lee]

I do play the game and I don't know what you are arguing about. Saying the game is a statement, not a topic for an argument handicap. Not everybody on the Blockland Forums likes arguing you know.

Argument is the response to what you're proposing and claiming we're wrong about, handicap.

What's the criteria for collapse? I don't want my fort crumbling.

The only criteria for collapse is every dwarf dying.

[DrPepper]

Argument is the response to what you're proposing and claiming we're wrong about, handicap.The only criteria for collapse is every dwarf dying.

Wrong about what? How you said a NASA computer or whatever couldn't handle DF if it had better graphics?

[blaman]

A decent computer would be able to run DF if it had better graphics. You guys act like DF is the ultimate CPU hog of all games, and thats where you are wrong.

I'm running on an overclocked 3.8Ghz Phenom II x4 965 Black Edition, and DF is the only game I've played that has made it cry, an exception being Gmod when I spawn an absurd number of props or NPCs.
Also as has been said before, get a decent texture pack and quite bitching. They don't all look like stuff.

[DrPepper]

I'm running on an overclocked 3.8Ghz Phenom II x4 965 Black Edition, and DF is the only game I've played that has made it cry, an exception being Gmod when I spawn an absurd number of props or NPCs.
Also as has been said before, get a decent texture pack and quite bitching. They don't all look like stuff.

Buy a better computer. I'm not bitching, you guys are in lockdown mode for any suggestions I make about the game and take it as an insult to you or something.

[Frontrox]

You're spewing stuff, not suggestions.