Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[Madmitten]

wait wait what
you can target body parts in adventure mode

where the hell is this at

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[Doomonkey]

wait wait what
you can target body parts in adventure mode

where the hell is this at

Have you just been autoattacking this whole time. If so, you've missed literally ALL of the fun.

EDIT: It's like shift A or something, then you can press enter or something to go into wrestle mode.

[Madmitten]

Have you just been autoattacking this whole time. If so, you've missed literally ALL of the fun.

EDIT: It's like shift A or something, then you can press enter or something to go into wrestle mode.

holy stuff
now i can target the legs and finish them off pro style

[Doomonkey]

holy stuff
now i can target the legs and finish them off pro style

I knocked a guy out before, and then proceeded to spear out all of his teeth individually.

[Madmitten]

I knocked a guy out before, and then proceeded to spear out all of his teeth individually.

olol
one time i had to take down 4 monsters in a cave.
i had a mortal wound and was covered in blood and my spear had guts on it

[Doomonkey]

olol
one time i had to take down 4 monsters in a cave.
i had a mortal wound and was covered in blood and my spear had guts on it

Recruit people to join you. I've killed many monsters by doing nothing.

[Madmitten]

Recruit people to join you. I've killed many monsters by doing nothing.

i recruited one guy
a cheetah claw his stomach and he died in a forest fire
he was the town merchant

[Doomonkey]

i recruited one guy
a cheetah claw his stomach and he died in a forest fire
he was the town merchant

Lol, you're supposed to go to castles and recruit swordsmen and stuff. No peasants, they suck.

[Jacob/Lee]

I've had epic swordsmen die of stupid things. A bandit archer lazily shot an arrow at me and it chipped my shoulder bone, then I passed out and was beat on by the bandit group for about 30 turns before they finally pierced my helmet and stabbed my brain through my skull.

Pain is a death sentence.

[?]

i'm doing the tutorial thingy now

[Jacob/Lee]

[Madmitten]

can you burst out of a monsters' stomach in the game?

[Kearn]

can you burst out of a monsters' stomach in the game?

no

[Zuero]

making a new region
gonna take a while

[Zuero]

>walk around
>press W
>"You have nothing to wear"
>press A
>"You have nothing to wear"
>blackscreen still displaying "You have nothing to wear"
> >:C
>close game