Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire  (Read 138435 times)

I'm in a food shortage at the moment. God damn titan is in my fort due to a weakness in my defenses which allowed him to smash through a floodgate outside and waltz in. I sealed the lower levels, but he's blocking the exits and I'm not sure if my military can handle him without loses. So now my hunters are sitting around in the dining room, and I'm trying to make some booze while all my crops are being eaten by hungry dwarves due to lack of meat. forget titans.

edit: the titan is also poisonous, so I'm really worried about any syndromes spreading throughout my fort. :/
edit2: i've managed to get my water supply functioning again without the titan charging it through my reservoir system. food and water shortage is solved, for now. now I need to figure out how to kill the son of a bitch without losing half my military and getting sending the for into an epidemic.

killed the forgeter. without losing a single dwarf and using wooden arrows, too. suck it titan.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2011, 04:14:26 AM by blaman »

aw yeah, a titan arrived and before it even stepped 5 tiles away from the edge of the map my army of dorfs and one of the dorfs baby lobbed it's upper half off and killed it.


how we deal wit goblins in da hood


just to be sure
« Last Edit: August 19, 2011, 06:52:50 AM by blaman »

Wait, are those 1 block storagepilethings?


Has anyone tried to build a fortress based on Orzammar from Dragon Age?

That'd be awesome.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2011, 12:38:42 PM by Littledude »

So, what do you guys normally set your dwarves professions to when you first start the game?

haha friend elves I'm taking your stuff

Also, wtf, one of the adult llamas is kicking the stuff out of the baby llamas

I want to make cool stuff and import it into minecraft, it'd be cool too see my stuff in 3d

Wow, what? Why do these elves have a caged up giant panda? Aren't they supposed to be like, tree huggers?
LOL WHATEVER IT'S MINE NOW LATER cigarette ELVES

PROTIP: Caged animals don't breed at all.

Nevermind, I found it out.

EDIT: New question, how to install texturepack on first page?
« Last Edit: August 19, 2011, 02:02:56 PM by Scream. »

Yeye, Dwarf Fortress on the the Blockland fourms lives once again.

We should do some kind of forum community DF map like boatmurdered.

Nevermind, I found it out.

EDIT: New question, how to install texturepack on first page?
If you use Lazy newb pack it is the Mayday option in the graphics tab