Author Topic: Furnetics - Furries IRL  (Read 10788 times)

oh look
it's this thread again

Blockland forums.
We don't agree on much, but we all hate furries.

I HAVE AN IDEA!
WE'LL TAKE THE FURRIES
AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE!

I find it odd that it doesn't really seem to aim at furries.

You could alter you physical appearance to look like somebody else. Haha.

Deluxe Genitalia Modification: Males
Genitals are encased in a retractable sheath, an os bone is added, pheromone glands, larger testicular mass, increase p-spot function, and a functional knot is added.

bahahaha.

But this is so clearly fake, It looks like something the new deus ex would be using to advertise

When I get older I am going to have a doctor surgically attach a real dog's tail onto my ass.

Deluxe Genitalia Modification: Males
Genitals are encased in a retractable sheath, an os bone is added, pheromone glands, larger testicular mass, increase p-spot function, and a functional knot is added.

bahahaha.

But this is so clearly fake, It looks like something the new deus ex would be using to advertise

Damn, that page really sums it up. "We can add 6 more tits on you for realism."


When I get older I am going to have a doctor surgically attach a real dog's tail onto my ass.

<3

I HAVE AN IDEA!
WE'LL TAKE THE FURRIES
AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE!
But what if they come back?


Deluxe Genitalia Modification: Males
Genitals are encased in a retractable sheath, an os bone is added, pheromone glands, larger testicular mass, increase p-spot function, and a functional knot is added.

bahahaha.

But this is so clearly fake, It looks like something the new deus ex would be using to advertise

Not baaad...

Holy stuff, it costs 7 million dollars to become a furry. And that's just the base price...
Say you want these people to turn you into a fox furry.
BASE PRICE: $7M. Yeah, you don't even look completely like a furry fox, but you still give them 7 loving million dollars.

Limb restructuring, to look more like fox limbs and such, 1M dollars.
Muzzle, skull, follicle stimulation, tail, metabolic adaptation, all included.
Claws are $75,000 if you just want them to stay there, $100,000 for retracable.
And $250,000 for sensory enhancement.
That's almost $9,000,000 dollars. If I were a furry, I don't think I'd want to pay all of that no matter how much I wanted it.

And then there's the extra stuff... More breasts for females, more fox-like snake for males... All in all, the entire thing comes out to about $10,000,000.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2011, 02:25:13 PM by Vegetarian Zombie »

Humans have bodies made for what we do best, changing that would be frustrating.
And yet a ton of us are for robotic implants and Robot bodies with super strength. Unless its in the form of a suit and not a biological implant. :p

:U

And yet a ton of us are for robotic implants and Robot bodies with super strength.
who exactly

who exactly
I don't need to specify. Robotic parts are far more practical than genetic alteration anyway. :/

I'm also being sarcastic, you take things a bit too seriously.

It's too bad this site is a joke, because then it would open up new doors the the meaning "The right to bear arms"