Author Topic: Parents and Technology  (Read 3833 times)

My mom actually has great troubleshooting skills, she can un-plug and re-plug things in and all sorts of magical stuff.

And thank goodness for it. Can you imagine if parents knew how to use computers? Say goodbye to your lives!

affair?
Yes, actually.
She seems to be too invested in herself to care about us or her husband too much.
She thinks we don't know or something.

My mom uses a 512 MB Dell inspiron 2000 series, and she is decent on computers. My dad is alright, but not great.

My mom can use a Computer well.
If you cant do it she asks me.
My dad is good but i am becoming better at computers at him  :D

My dads job uses computers.

He programmed his own software and made his own company.

>Me: How do I open a new window in Google Chrome?
>Dad: Right click link and click "open in new window".
>Me: I knew that...

My mom on the other hand just plays video games.

>Me: What's our graphics card?
>Mom: Idk, ask your fath-
>Dad: Raedon HD 6 thousand something.
>Me & Mom: 0_o

have to do every little thing.

dad: look up what are the lyrics to (lame 80's song or something)

me:why me?

dad:because you are the computer whiz kid.

ALL I DID WAS RE-INSTALL A PROGRAM,THATS ALL I DID.

When your parents grew up with computers like this:

You can't expect them to be good with them.

My dad is pretty good with computers and technology, my mom still thinks computers can "brainwash" you into being a terrorist.

My dad is pretty good with computers and technology, my mom still thinks computers can "brainwash" you into being a terrorist.
Tetris makes you a communist.

So, we had some networking issues when the power went out.  My dad decided to try and take things into his own hand by calling the ISP.  They asked him what router he had, he said NetZero.  I'm sure most of you know what NetZero is.

Anyway, the ISP was taking him through all kinds of unnecessary steps.  So I decided to take over when I noticed what was going on.  I turned his 15-minute phone call into a fix in under 10 seconds.

Afterwards he pretended he lost connection to whoever he was talking to on the phone.



This is how a chat went down with my aunt before. Shes 80.

Her: Can I get on the WWW's?
Me: You mean the Internet?
Her: The WWW's.
Me: Yes, the Internet.
Her: Will me being on the Internet mess you up?
Me: No, anyone can connect.

Then she asked about email.

Her: Can you help me setup an email?
Me: Sure, how about hotmail?
Her: That sounds dirty, I don't like that.
Me: Yahoo?
Her: *She makes a random sound like she was getting something good.*
Me: Yahoo it is.

Edit: I also suggested Gmail, she didn't like that either because it sounded "Gangster".


I'm like the only one in the family that knows anything about computers.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2011, 09:56:15 AM by YayFun »

this thread
everything ever

mom doesnt know how to copy paste
i have to remind her every day

dad thinks he can upgrade a windows 2000 computer to run anything
because he "can make his own ventilation"

I try to download a program.

My parrents say "OMG ITZ GONNA MAKE THE COMPUUTER SLOWER LOEL"



My parents are watching Instant Netflix with the Roku.

It buffers one.

So my dad says "OMG TURN OFF ALL THE COMPUTERS THE INTERNET IS SLOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!"
« Last Edit: August 22, 2011, 10:19:25 AM by Trogtor »


I'm like our main PC person, i have lectured my dad, he knew alot and i helped him on the path of becoming my fellow partner in crime, he plays Command & Conquer, red alert 2 and alot of old games because he's coolbro.
He thinks call of duty is a pile of stuff but he thinks battlefield is bro.