So, we had some networking issues when the power went out. My dad decided to try and take things into his own hand by calling the ISP. They asked him what router he had, he said
NetZero. I'm sure most of you know what NetZero is.
Anyway, the ISP was taking him through all kinds of unnecessary steps. So I decided to take over when I noticed what was going on. I turned his 15-minute phone call into a fix in under 10 seconds.
Afterwards he pretended he lost connection to whoever he was talking to on the phone.
This is how a chat went down with my aunt before. Shes 80.
Her: Can I get on the WWW's?
Me: You mean the Internet?
Her: The WWW's.
Me: Yes, the Internet.
Her: Will me being on the Internet mess you up?
Me: No, anyone can connect.
Then she asked about email.
Her: Can you help me setup an email?
Me: Sure, how about hotmail?
Her: That sounds dirty, I don't like that.
Me: Yahoo?
Her: *She makes a random sound like she was getting something good.*
Me: Yahoo it is.
Edit: I also suggested Gmail, she didn't like that either because it sounded "Gangster".
I'm like the only one in the family that knows anything about computers.