Dungeon Crawler! - now with 20% more gnomes

[?]

Throw a rock at the bird, combine some sticks and some bird feet and talons to make a spear, attach the dagger to the spear, spear a fish.
Or just chuck a rock at the bird and then at a fish.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

Fondly regard mystical 3rd status bar. Try to freeze pond with mind in an effort to see if you can has magic.

You don't have, and never will master the arts of magic.

It's just one of those things only a few people can do.

Throw a rock at the bird, combine some sticks and some bird feet and talons to make a spear, attach the dagger to the spear, spear a fish.
Or just chuck a rock at the bird and then at a fish.

Right now you want to find the nearest pub and drink yourself into a coma.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Climb the tree and take a look around, on the off-chance there may be a pub nearby.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Or you could just follow the dirt path.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

That's probably a better idea.

[carolcat]

That's probably a better idea.

Yeah, probably.

[Tomcat]

make sure no psychotic carp drown you.

[?]

Wait, you're covered in blood, take a swim to rinse yourself off, and look for treasure.

[Jetlok]

fondly regard blood.

[IkeTheGeneric]

That's probably a better idea.

You do that, the-

Wait, you're covered in blood, take a swim to rinse yourself off, and look for treasure.

The idea of treasure compels you.

After your quick swim, something appears!

[Doomonkey]

Ask Questions!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Address. It's impolite not to introduce yourself.

[Doomonkey]

Address. It's impolite not to introduce yourself.

It's an angel from the Holy Kingdom, how could it not know who you are?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

It's an angel from the Holy Kingdom, how could it not know who you are?

What's the worst that can happen, it says, "I already know who you are."

[Altered]

Freak out and drown yourself.