Oh, the joys of stuffty school teams

[Wafflajizzles]

My school has possibly the worst sports teams in the conference.

The girls basketball team hasn't had a win since 1977. No, not a trophy win, just a game win. Have not had one since 1977.

The B team in football (stuffty team, since our school lets anyone in without tryouts) is so bad the only reasons people go to their games is to laugh. A 4'8 guy is like their best player. He hobbles when he gets the ball, because he's so fat. His running speed is our walking speed. The enemy player just walked up to him and lightly pushed him over. No running.

I doubt anyone has worse sports teams.

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[Katamari007]

I guess that's true

My old school's volleyball won state 2 years in a row

[Kira100000]

I guess that's true

My old school's volleyball won state 2 years in a row

wowe i didnt even know that

wait never mind..

[james4115]

the reason is your entire area athletically SUCKS

[Wafflajizzles]

One steam game totaling to however much money I have left on my gift card if anyone has a stufftier team. I'll make this a game

[dorkdotdan]

Can't say my school is the same, We've got good teams, just a Roach/Bullying/Overpaid Administrators/Lack of good things even though my school individually takes in 11million a year problem.

[ultimamax]

I have a team that hasn't won since 1943.
game pls.

[Kira100000]

oh ya well my sports affiliated educational learning facility group of kids hasn't won anything since 200 BC

[Night Fox]

we lost 39-10 two weeks ago against Auburn High School
but then we won 41-0 last week against Rehobeth High School
I'm telling you man, it's all in the marching band

[Nickelob Ultra]

My high school's varsity football team is loving awesome.

Not nationally but state-wide and especially locally they're damn great.

[pocketrocket300]

My high school's varsity football team is loving awesome.

Not nationally but state-wide and especially locally they're damn great.

This.  Our track team too.
Actually my school pretty much dominates sports.

[Clone v.117]

I'm not on any of the soccer teams or anything but my friends are and i love making fun of how they haven't won a game in like 2 years.
Even a year 7 team beat them once xD

[Jokey365]

My basketball team is horrible.
The coach let's everyone in just as long as they HAVE FUN during tryouts. We havn't won a single game. We scored, what, 10 for a personal best? The best player is a skinny 5:2 guy, who is the only one who ever scores. The entire team complains when they lose the ball, the coach doesn't care if they win, so long as they have fun. About 25% of the team falls over constantly, 25% Sit back and watch, and the other 50% try with no effort. I would win against the entire team, since they never get the ball from anybody. Heck, they wouldn't score anything.
Beat that.

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Would you feel bad if you got beaten by Barrack Obama Academy?

[Wafflajizzles]

My high school teams are ass, but my middle school team was the opposite. All our teams had atleast a 5-0 winning streak in each of their respective seasons.

My basketball team is horrible.
The coach let's everyone in just as long as they HAVE FUN during tryouts. We havn't won a single game. We scored, what, 10 for a personal best? The best player is a skinny 5:2 guy, who is the only one who ever scores. The entire team complains when they lose the ball, the coach doesn't care if they win, so long as they have fun. About 25% of the team falls over constantly, 25% Sit back and watch, and the other 50% try with no effort. I would win against the entire team, since they never get the ball from anybody. Heck, they wouldn't score anything.
Beat that.

The girl's team is all people who form conversation groups and talk throughout the game. They stand in a line, and when the ball goes near, they stare at it, take their sweet ass time, try to pick it up, drop it, and get it stolen. Then they walk back to their conversation groups. The only like 3 decent players don't show up, because they're too ashamed of the team to play.