Am I fat?

[Mr Man]

This had better not turn into the next hugums

[Ad Bot]

[RedGajin]

You're not fat, but your incredibly unfit.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

snip

heart attacks are knocking at your door

[Sleepy Dinosaur]

your ugly but not fat

[SlayerZ99]

You're not fat, but your incredibly unfit.

._.

heart attacks are knocking at your door

I have a peep hole.

your ugly but not fat

Thank you.

[SWAT One]

Yes, you are loving enormous.













jk

[Harm94]

If you have a gut pouring over your pants then yes you are.

[YorkTown95]

Nope, I usually eat a lot of food, but I don't get fat at all.

[SlayerZ99]

Cant wait to start eating today.
My mom went shopping and got a lot of food. :P

[Yosher]

Oh my god, look at that chubby body of the OP! Look at all the imaginary fat!

[SlayerZ99]

My dad calls me fat.
Then I show him my abs

[Aeschylus]

I have a really high metabolism, so whatever I eat is easily removed by running around so much. I weigh 127 and I'm 5  4 1/2 and Im not fat. and I eat SO MUCH stuff ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY OH MY GOD

[omgehaz22]

My dad calls me fat.

you sir, have a very nice dad. 

[SlayerZ99]

you sir, have a very nice dad.  

??? :O

Ahahaha I get it I get it .

[*Magick* Mage]

You're thin, mio fra', thin indeed. But if you keep eating like that by the time you're 30 your metabolism will break down to an unrepairable point and you'll be chronically obese until the time you die. But don't worry, because you will probably die at 50 or 60 from heart issues. You'll be eating a spicy burrito and not even notice that massive heart attack, then you'll nap and, poof, dead. The same goes for you, Aeschylus.

I'm not bitter or anything. Nope, not me.