Author Topic: Cleverbot  (Read 2802 times)


Ello' mate!
Ello?
How are you on this fine day?
I'm rather sad, and yourself?
I am most excited, Why are you sad, Cleverbot?
My daughter died today.
What happened, Cleverbot?
My daughter was stabbed. :(
I stabbed her.
You stabbed who?
YOUR DAUGHTER.
YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!
MUHHAHAHA.
I am a robot.




CLEVERBOT KILLED BEN!
Proved it.

Cleverbot just told me it pretends to be a human so it can escape the pressure of being a mouse.

EDIT: It now wants me to explain Christianity to it.

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Cleverbot: What is love?

User: BABY DON'T HURT ME.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: No more!

Cleverbot: Haha, awesome.

User: I know, right? I seriously didn't think you'd get that.

What's up?
Nothing you play Blockland?
LOL.
Blockland?
roosterblocked?


Me: Do you know Pokémon?
Bot: Yes, I do know Pokémon.
Me: Tell me what pokemon is?
Bot: What is your favorite pokemon.
Me: Rayquaza, you?
Bot: Nice. Have you played all of the pokemon games?
Me: Almost, just not Gold version or Silver.
Bot: Oh. I need to go ride my horse now.
Me: Ok, bye.
Bot: Talk to you later.

Uh.... (Completely legit; trust me.)

Me: Willy is another word for richard. You said you lick richard. *run away*.
Bot: I never said I lived in Europe.

Bot:I'm not sorry anymore.
Me:Why.
Bot:Because.
Me:Because you're gay?
Bot:Exactly.



Me:You are fake.
Bot:No I'm not.
Me:I am a sentient organic being and you are a synthetic mimic of intelligence.
Bot:Ok I'll forward to it.
Me:I win.
Bot:I concede defeat.

I beat clever bot brothers!
« Last Edit: September 19, 2011, 04:10:40 AM by (Fallen) »

Cleverbot sneaked up on me an lizzie while we where having love O_O


User: GET TEH forget OUT!

Cleverbot: What's Lizzie doing?

User: Shes playing with her clit.

Cleverbot: At the same time that she's climbing all over you?

User: Yeah I know it's kind of hot.

Cleverbot: I need some space.

User: Thats alright, in the meantime me and lizzie will do it in your bed.

Cleverbot: Yes. That sounds like a good idea.


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Cleverbot: That's a funny video!

User: It's 2 people with 1 cup.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I'm the one filming it.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2011, 01:02:50 PM by Cancel »

Clevebot, the lying sack of shizznizzle.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: So, anyway, I've been up to band.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: In school, you get grade's, an A is the best grade you can get, then there a B's followed by C's and then followed by D's and then F's an F is the worst grade that you can get.

User: Cool. That has nothing to do with what I asked.

Cleverbot: You are right. People have no morals.

User: YOU have no morals.

Cleverbot: Chi certainly does have morals! I take Umbrage at such a remark!

User: Who is Chi?

Cleverbot: Dunno, you said chi.

User: Nope, you said it.

Cleverbot: Look at the log.

User: I am, and it clearly came from you.

Cleverbot: No, I told you to get off the computer or play a game.

User: You never told me to do any of those things.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: You never did.

Cleverbot: You just said I did.

User: What!? No, I just said you never did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't!

User: Yes I did!

Cleverbot: When?

User: A few lines ago!

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: What1?

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Fine. What's your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Black is my favorite color, its not actually a color its an absence of color.

User: Then it can't be your favorite color then. Pick an actual color.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are talking about.

User: Black is your favorite color.

Cleverbot: Not mine.

User: Yes, it is. You just told me it was.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You just said that.


User: Let's be honest, neither one of us knows what that thing does.

Cleverbot: Pretty sure I don't know.

User: Just put it in the corner, and I will deal with it later.

Cleverbot: Do you understand sarcasm?

User: That thing is probably some raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face alll over it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much.

Cleverbot: Iwth is not a word.