The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[Kumquat]

Guard of the Year 4E201.

Thank you for making me laugh.
You can have these hide bracers I found.

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

So i heard that dlc is out now, £3.40 for it seems fine.

[Jairo]

What do I call units of weight in Skyrim? Pounds? Kilograms? Weight units?

feathers
dead serious
they measure weight in feathers :v

[Man 2]

feathers
dead serious
they measure weight in feathers :v

Holy stuff.

I guess I never thought of it that way.

[dkamm65]

feathers
dead serious
they measure weight in feathers :v

Um, no they don't.

[?]

Um, no they don't.

even if they did, that's really dumb, a cheese wheel would weigh 2 feathers

[dkamm65]

even if they did, that's really dumb, a cheese wheel would weigh 2 feathers

Yeah, or a mammoth snout weighing 3 feathers.

[Man 2]

Yeah, or a mammoth snout weighing 3 feathers.

Can't be worse than a table being three feet tall. It's just a word.
And hey, at least I can say it weighs 25 something now.

[dkamm65]

Can't be worse than a table being three feet tall. It's just a word.
And hey, at least I can say it weighs 25 something now.

But it's wrong.

My computer doesn't weigh 7 shoes just because I say it does.

[Jaxx]

But it's wrong.

My computer doesn't weigh 7 shoes just because I say it does.

your computer is not a fictional simulation.

[dkamm65]

your computer is not a fictional simulation.

It was just a statement. The game still operates on real world physics. Three feathers do not weigh the same as 1 mammoth tusk.

[LordoftheUnclean]

I noticed a shot of the Dragonborn pulling pastries out of an oven in the Hearthfire trailer.
EDIT: Yeah, here it is.

Oh yes.

Hearthfire: now you can ACTUALLY steal peoples sweetrolls

[IkeTheGeneric]

Skyrim: Bake pastries, kills dragons.

My kind of game.

[blaman]

But it's wrong.

My computer doesn't weigh 7 shoes just because I say it does.

Yes it does, but this would also mean that for example if your computer weighs 30 pounds (7 shoes, 1 shoe ~= 1.94 kilograms), the space shuttle would weigh 1.04 million shoes.

[Sabbin]

In their tongue he is Doughvakiin, Pastryborn!