The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[fred da kiko]

Then dont by the TES that is set in Skyrim, a nearly wholly norse land, and almost completely snow

Also I want an Elder Scrolls set in Elsweyr

Don't tell me what to do, I'll complain about the game I bought as much as i want. Seriously, why are there people who sound like Arnold shwartsnager, and how the forget are the lizards in the mountains? They are cold blooded, they should be in hammerfell or something.

[Ad Bot]

[Messes]

Please sell the game if you hate it that much

why the forget are there Iraqis in Illinois? Our climate is nothing like Iraq's and there isn't a desert in sight.

People can move wherever the want; your logic is stupid

[Colten]

Don't tell me what to do, I'll complain about the game I bought as much as i want. Seriously, why are there people who sound like Arnold shwartsnager, and how the forget are the lizards in the mountains? They are cold blooded, they should be in hammerfell or something.

I never said not to complain, Im just saying if youre going to complain so much then why did you buy the game?
I dont know if you think youre hot stuff or what but lose the tude

[Wynd_Fox]

Also I want an Elder Scrolls set in Elsweyr

That would be great.

[dkamm65]

why are there people who sound like Arnold shwartsnager

It's called an Austrian accent you dumb forget.

[Colten]

That would be great.

Running through jungles killing brothers

[Anti-Block]

Also I want an Elder Scrolls set in Elsweyr

hell yeah.

Khajit death teams running through jungles.

out of nowhere this big ass leopard thing comes in and gores one of them.

khajit huntress descends from the heavens and stabs the monster in the head

-the religion of the land would revolve around shaman like stuff
-different tribes, similar to the forsworn and stuff
-beautiful jungles with waterfalls
-moon sugar snorting minigame

[Colten]

hell yeah.

Khajit death teams running through jungles.

out of nowhere this big ass leopard thing comes in and gores one of them.

khajit huntress descends from the heavens and stabs the monster in the head

-the religion of the land would revolve around shaman like stuff
-different tribes, similar to the forsworn and stuff
-beautiful jungles with waterfalls
-moon sugar snorting minigame

I laughed at that last one :D

[Anti-Block]

I laughed at that last one :D

you've been raided by a khajit kartel, brother!

[Colten]

Instead of picking locks you snort moon sugar to get through doors

plot twist is that at the end you find out youre in an insane asylum and its all fake

[MegaScientifical]

Then dont by the TES that is set in Skyrim, a nearly wholly norse land, and almost completely snow

Also I want an Elder Scrolls set in Elsweyr

[Colten]

And, I obviously meant a newer game that was set just in Elsweyr

Why would you post some 1990s game

[MegaScientifical]

Well, you gave me the idea to look through the previous games on their site, and I found that one funny. And why not? It's the beginning of the series!

[Colten]

I dunno, you gave me the idea to look through the previous games on their site, and I found that onefunny. And why not? It's the beginning of the series!

Yeah and my computer cant run it? Not everyone has the latest GPU. Its elitist cigarettes like you that piss me off.

[MegaScientifical]

Yeah and my computer cant run it so?

Damn dude, you jumped on my post before I could edit it and formalize. Also, what do you mean can't run it? You can try compatibility mode.