The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[Colten]

all i've been seeing in the past few days are 'arrow to the knee' jokes

I used to think they were funny...

But then I took an arrow to the knee.

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[Davy]

NOW THATS AN ARROW TO THE KNEE, LIKE THE SWEETROLLS ON THEIR GAURD DUTY

[Supersylox]

I used to be a mage like you,

Then I took an arrow to the knee

[Wynd_Fox]

my cousins out taking arrows to the knee, and what do i get? sweetroll duty.

I laughed harder than I should have.

[viper30000]

Everyone is out there making arrow to the knee jokes and what do I get? Guard duty.

[Tylale]

I've decided that both lycanthropy and vampirism are worthless compared to magic.
I am a mage. On a whim I can mend the gravest of wounds. I can wrest demons more vile than your wildest imaginings from the hell-plane of Oblivion, and banish them once more to their fell home. I can bend entire armies to my will, tell them to fight for me, or run from me for their lives. I can spring fire, ice or lightning from my very fingertips to dominate any who oppose me. I can bend the very fabric of space and time with naught but a flick of my wrist. I am a god amongst man and mer, and none shall conquer me! Glory to the mages! Huzzah! Huzzah!

And yet you can't make your own spells... I can't believe that was left out. There's hardly any spells too.

Also I've yet to hear a guard say this arrow line and I've played for 70 hours.

[Skateaton]

 

anyway i was going to get some new shoes for christmas.
then i said "forget it" and are getting this.

[MegaScientifical]

[img]http://lolbot.net/pix/21294.gif[/img]

 

anyway i was going to get some new shoes for christmas.
then i said "forget it" and are getting this.

Nice image that never loads, and gives an error after trying to load it as a page for 2 minutes. Can you link us to the lolbot page on it?

Edit: http://lolbot.net/?content=viewer&id=21294 Found it. Google could load it, although I couldn't.

[Skateaton]

http://lolbot.net/?content=viewer&id=21294

[HerpaDerp]

Argh damn the console. I just have urges in which I get the best weapons in the game and everything and it ruins the game for me. WHYYYY

[Sabbin]

Argh damn the console. I just have urges in which I get the best weapons in the game and everything and it ruins the game for me. WHYYYY

Just playing console skyrim without mods or urges the way it was meant to be played, earning stuff on my own.

[MegaScientifical]

>Keep a side save where you use console to be super-powered and invincible
>Forget to use clean save

As is the story of a lot of games with me. D: I'd do that with Skyrim if I had it, sadly.

[HerpaDerp]

>Keep a side save where you use console to be super-powered and invincible
>Forget to use clean save

As is the story of a lot of games with me. D: I'd do that with Skyrim if I had it, sadly.

I actually did that, but it spoils the game for me. >.<

I also used only one mod that is not an HD retexture or retexture of some sort. Faster Horses mod. Makes Horse run twice as fast :D.

[Shell]

Skyrim: has a voice that can kill dragons.....needs a key to open a wooden door

[MegaScientifical]

I actually did that, but it spoils the game for me. >.<

I also used only one mod that is not an HD retexture or retexture of some sort. Faster Horses mod. Makes Horse run twice as fast :D.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QbWhL6cD8

Why did they change the fus ro dah from the trailer? It sounds so strange and.... well it sounds, uneven. it's more like fus, RODAH instead of a clean, FUS RO DAH!

You're sure that version wasn't simply made for the trailer's sake?