The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[Proog]

>It was an old woman that got bit by a vampire.

*10 year old who's been alive for 300 years.

[Ad Bot]

[Oasis]

>Join Dark Bros
>They have a child assassin

It isn't child labor if the parents gave consent 300 years ago!!!

[Anti-Block]

she's still a little bitch for being 300 years young.

[Menen]

i wanna be a werewulf

[?]

QUICK EVERYONE, IT'S A SPELLING FIGHT!!

DOVAHKIIN OR DOHVAKIIN?

[Anti-Block]

QUICK EVERYONE, IT'S A SPELLING FIGHT!!

DOVAHKIIN OR DOHVAKIIN?

dovakeen

[Skip]

QUICK EVERYONE, IT'S A SPELLING FIGHT!!

DOVAHKIIN OR DOHVAKIIN?

Dovahkiin because that's how it's spelled.

[Littledude]

Dovahkiin because that's how it's spelled.

this

[?]

Dovahkiin because that's how it's spelled.

why can they not spell

[Menen]

QUICK EVERYONE, IT'S A SPELLING FIGHT!!

DOVAHKIIN OR DOHVAKIIN?

doofensmirch

[Proog]

Doughviking

[Aces]

Haha, don't play Skyward sword and Skyrim in the same day.

In Skyward sword, the fledge mission requires Fledge to get stronger and stuff, so then he tells you he'll become stronger.

So I had a dream Astrid announced Fledge as the new member of the Dark Brotherhood.

[Wynd_Fox]

What happens if an Imperialist character assassinates the Emperor?

[Anti-Block]

What happens if an Imperialist character assassinates the Emperor?

the game crashes

[shafin25]

What happens if an Imperialist character assassinates the Emperor?

You become a Stormcloak