The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[LawtyLawt]

Um, there is an NPC horse rider.

They're called Nobles or something.

Scripted events.
Bye.

[Ad Bot]

[Darkness ZXW]

I'm like already the harbinger.
And he's in a wolf form.
I'm not doing any quests for him.
Does he want my Breton rooster?
I slept in my house in Solitude.
I woke up.
And he was crouching on my crotch.
What the forget.

Solitude? Imperial bastard! I killed many men for bearing the solitude sheild!

[LawtyLawt]

Solitude? Imperial bastard! I killed many men for bearing the solitude sheild!

You do not understand. I got this right after the siege of solitude.

[Menen]

You joined the Stormcloaks?

tribal bastards

[LawtyLawt]

You joined the Stormcloaks?

tribal bastards

I can never satisfy anyone.
Fine, I'm becoming a greybeard.

[Oasis]

I can never satisfy anyone.
Fine, I'm becoming a greybeard.

Philosophical elitist bastard.

[LawtyLawt]

Philosophical elitist bastard.

forget it
I'm going to be a blade then.
Protectors of the Emperor.
THE GOOD GUYS.

[PJ Boy]

forget it
I'm going to be a blade then.
Protectors of the Emperor.
THE GOOD GUYS.

Dragon hater.

[LawtyLawt]

Dragon hater.

...
forget it.
I'm going to be a Mage.
ANY OBJECTIONS.

[MegaScientifical]

Oblivion Mod: http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=3778

[Man 2]

...
forget it.
I'm going to be a Mage.
ANY OBJECTIONS.

Magic-using coward.

[T3HZ3N0N]

actually i am a archwarrior and i did the empire's questline.

[LawtyLawt]

Magic-using coward.

...
I'm going to join the Dark Brotherhood
You like those guys right?

[?]

...
I'm going to join the Dark Brotherhood
You like those guys right?

filthy murderer

[Donro98]

awesome guy

fixed.