The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[Demian]

I didn't really like having to choose between a kitchen, trophy room, and library. I want all three in my house. :c

You can't have large mansions? I want all of those rooms. God damn it. I guess I'll have to use mods then.

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[Wynd_Fox]

Alduin should really be smarter about not saving the Dragonborn's life.

[mariofan09]

Watching friend play Skyrim.  He walks into a thief camp.  Suddenly, four thieves come out of nowhere and attack him.  He retreats behind a tent when he health gets low to drink potions.  All four charge around the corner and just as they reach him, all four put their weapons away while one says, "I'll let you live, this time.".  Attempts to talk to them is met with them saying "Need something?" in a male voice, even the female thief does this.  None of them react as he kills them all, one by one.  Silly Skyrim and it's silly glitches.

[heedicalking]

Watching friend play Skyrim.  He walks into a thief camp.  Suddenly, four thieves come out of nowhere and attack him.  He retreats behind a tent when he health gets low to drink potions.  All four charge around the corner and just as they reach him, all four put their weapons away while one says, "I'll let you live, this time.".  Attempts to talk to them is met with them saying "Need something?" in a male voice, even the female thief does this.  None of them react as he kills them all, one by one.  Silly Skyrim and it's silly glitches.

the result of not testing a game.

[Littledude]

the result of not testing a game.

stop being such a cynical friend everywhere.

its not like this would happen every time you enter that camp and behave the same way. and regardless there is too much stuff to play test every single possible encounter within the game. when something similar happens during the main story or other major quests then its justified to critize.

[Man 2]

stop being such a cynical friend everywhere.

its not like this would happen every time you enter that camp and behave the same way. and regardless there is too much stuff to play test every single possible encounter within the game. when something similar happens during the main story or other major quests then its justified to critize.

There are a few things that should have been noticed and fixed though. Like the flying mammoths, even though I've never actually seen one. Or the giant's club sending its victims into orbit.

Then again, maybe Bethesda just thought these glitches were too hilarious to iron out.

[Kevdude]

stop being such a cynical friend everywhere.

its not like this would happen every time you enter that camp and behave the same way. and regardless there is too much stuff to play test every single possible encounter within the game. when something similar happens during the main story or other major quests then its justified to critize.

Sir, please play the PS3 version of this game. Do you think anyone at the company even put the loving disc in?

[dkamm65]

stop being such a cynical friend everywhere.

Said the most negative douche nozzle on this forum.

[blockguy123]

Buying Hearthfire right now, any locations to the people that sell the land plots?

[Man 2]

Buying Hearthfire right now, any locations to the people that sell the land plots?

You'll receive a letter from Jarl Siddgeir of Falkreath when you're level 22 that will tell you where to buy land plots.

[blockguy123]

You'll receive a letter from Jarl Siddgeir when you're level 22 that will tell you where to buy land plots.

Im level 96

modded savegame

EDIT:
Where is that Jarl?

[Littledude]

Said the most negative douche nozzle on this forum.

ooh how did I get that title?

anytime I get pissy and negative its because I'm mad at someone else for being pissy and negative.

[Tylale]

Said the most negative douche nozzle on this forum.

I believe that title belongs to extrude.

[Man 2]

EDIT:
Where is that Jarl?

In his longhouse. It's hard to miss if you're in Falkreath proper.

Name for my next Skyrim character? I certainly think so.

True to my word, my new Nord warrior is named Vjølkswagen. He's a stoic heavily-armored brute with a scary-looking battle axe. Eh kills dargons and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Littledude]

I believe that title belongs to extrude.

that's what I was thinking, extrude and tony seem to fit that much better than I.

I tend to only get like that when I'm arguing with them.