The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[SlayerZ99]

Joined the Stormcloaks and lololol

while I was taking Whiterun after the  Jarl surrendered, I went into the side room and took a common soul thingy and got 20 bounty. So this guard comes up and likes, your going to jail and Im like ahhh hell no. So I attack him right, THEN the jarl who surrendered begins to attack me. I then make him "surrendered" again and I get 1000 bounty in EASTWARD (I think thats what Whiterun becomes). THEN the stormcloacks who I came with attacked me and I just started from a previous save.

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[SpitFir3Tornado]

Joined the Stormcloaks and lololol

while I was taking Whiterun after the  Jarl surrendered, I went into the side room and took a common soul thingy and got 20 bounty. So this guard comes up and likes, your going to jail and Im like ahhh hell no. So I attack him right, THEN the jarl who surrendered begins to attack me. I then make him "surrendered" again and I get 1000 bounty in EASTWARD (I think thats what Whiterun becomes). THEN the stormcloacks who I came with attacked me and I just started from a previous save.

your lack of game knowledge... disturbs me

Whiterun is the city. It's not Eastward, it's just Whiterun. That is the hold-name. Eastmarch however is the hold that Windhelm is in.

[SlayerZ99]

your lack of game knowledge... disturbs me

Whiterun is the city. It's not Eastward, it's just Whiterun. That is the hold-name. Eastmarch however is the hold that Windhelm is in.

Im just telling you what is said. Once I stole the thing, killed the guard and attacked the jarl again it said 1000 bounty in Eastmarch. Then I got attacked by Galmar.

[SpitFir3Tornado]

Im just telling you what is said. Once I stole the thing, killed the guard and attacked the jarl again it said 1000 bounty in Eastmarch. Then I got attacked by Galmar.

What the forget?

Anyways, you're a friend cuz your a stormcloak. go die alone in your independent hole of caveman tradition

[SlayerZ99]

What the forget?

Anyways, you're a friend cuz your a stormcloak. go die alone in your independent hole of caveman tradition

All Hail Ulfric

[Man 2]

Ulfric's a dirty thug who kicks puppies and Dark Elves. Long live the Empire.

[SlayerZ99]

Yea I should have gone with the Empire :C

Ulfrics a cigarette

[SpitFir3Tornado]

Yea I should have gone with the Empire :C

Ulfrics a cigarette

I'll burn you at the stake in the name of the Emperor.

All Hail Titus Mede the Second!

[otto-san]

all hale my but!

i'll kill ulferc and emper the both!

long live ANARKY

[SpitFir3Tornado]

all hale my but!

i'll kill ulferc and emper the both!

long live ANARKY

forget off codcigarette.

learn to appreciate a good story.

[Cybersix]

I'll burn you at the stake in the name of the Emperor.

All Hail Titus Mede the Second!

Dullard.

All Hail Uriel Septim the Seventh!

[SpitFir3Tornado]

Dullard.

All Hail Uriel Septim the Seventh!

wtf do you think this is, the third era?

[otto-san]

forget off codcigarette.

learn to appreciate a good story.

learn to not nuke houses and be annoying in general

[Cargøn]

Yea I should have gone with the Empire :C

Ulfrics a cigarette

I'm imperial because it unlocks a male argonian companion
and my character is gay.
There aren't a lot of marriable argonians, y'know.

[Cybersix]

wtf do you think this is, the third era?

Don't blame me if I'm living in the past, I just woke up from a 200 year slumber.