Author Topic: You've been hired to kill the user above you.  (Read 8766 times)

They didn't say HOW you had to kill this guy, so...




Well, You are a stick man so..
*snap*


I snapped my fingers.

You're dead.

I kidnap you, tying you up and tossing you into the back of my pickup truck. We drive far out into the desert, I plan to leave you there and die of starvation or dehydration. Unbeknownst to me, the truck is low on gas. We are already far into the desert, carrying you will take too much energy, so I untie you. We get into a scuffle, shortly after we make amends and continue on our journey back to civilization.

Soon, it becomes dark, and we are both very tired. We decide to rest. I awake in the middle of the night from a nightmare. I'm hungry, I choke you to death and eat you.

1. Aquire shotgun
2. Point barrel to face
3. Pull trigger
4. ???
5.
 
Profit.

put you into the reverse bear trap on your head and then tell you have 30 seconds until it rips your jaw off and then you bleed to death

rape his tiny pink butt hole

I don't think I can do that. Not without more knives.



I'd kill the person who hired me.